Sean Hannity wants you to know that he shares secrets with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Apparently, Hannity’s week-long infomercial and slobbering interview with Netanyahu wasn’t enough. Wasn’t enough ego-boosting apparently. So Friday, Hannity tweeted a photo of himself whispering in Netanyahu’s ear with the self-promoting teaser, “I wish I could reveal what I said here, but I cannot.”
On Friday, Hannity tweeted:
Frankly, Hannity, I don’t give a damn hwat you said. Because we all know it was some kind of suck up and/or smear of your own president. We also know what you didn’t say:
- I’m going to finally put my tooshie where my mouth is and fight in at least one of the wars I love so much.
- I’m going to finally put my tooshie where my mouth is and undergo waterboarding for charity, like I promised almost 5 ½ years ago.
As further attention-getting tactics, Hannity responded to the inevitable Twitter snark that ensued after he posted the embrace – with inflammatory responses. For good hate-mongering measure, Hannity smeared liberals at the same time.
Gawker has some funny responses in their comments section about Hannity’s tweet.
(H/T reader Eric J. and Mediaite)
Hannity – what an asshole!
This hideous skyscraper houses a gym for employees-for a small fee. Not everyone can walk in. A sign on the front desk says ID is mandatory to access the gym. No photo ID, no access. They have a person behind the desk to make sure no one sneaks in.
Btw, Joe. Hannocchio’s eating bad habits include pizza, Chinese food, high-calorie sandwiches from the deli.
Hannocchio is a troubled man with low self-esteem. He needs to feel superior to others. He’s always right, and other people are wrong, according to his massive ego.
This is another photo op for Hannocchio to make him look important to the world.
He needs to be evaluated by a mental health specialist. There are plenty of them on Long Island.
NOTE TO HANNITY
Go get professional help, before it’s too late.
I wonder if this tweeted pic will generate as much serious analysis as the Rio Grande photo op pic did a few weeks ago.
I still think Bob Cesca’s piece is the best so far:
Best line there is the comparison of the machine gun shells with Hannity and Perry’s anatomy!
BTW Ellen, another reason Slanthead would never immigrate to Israel is probably the compulsory military service (though I’m not sure what the cutoff age is).
The excuse he used here — live, on the air — was that his father was in WWII and that was good enough. Don’t think that would work over there.
Another problem for Hannocchio would be feeding his ugly face. While there are Mickey D’s in Tel Aviv and some are strictly kosher (no cheese on the Big Macs), they all serve kosher meat (according to wiki) which of course is a considerable cut above the crap usually offered by McDonalds.
That puts Slanthead in a severe bind, ever since his July 24th declaration — the seven words on live radio which shook up the culinary universe — “I eat crap… and I like it!”
Rightwingnuts: always desirous of close, physical contact with one of their own, regardless of gender . . .