Jon Stewart skewered Sean Hannity's decision to leave New York (eventually) by putting together a cast of New York "takers" who vow to make the state more appealing to him: a cab driver offers to lose his accent, African Americans promise to stop wearing hoodies, gays pledge to marry the opposite sex, etc. Featuring Nathan Lane, the cast of the Jersey Boys and more!
It's priceless... and right on target!
Hannocchio was never liked in Santa Barbara, Huntsville, Atlanta, New York, Rhode Island, etc. His current and former colleagues, and select members of the GOP can’t stand this cafeteria Catholic.
We feel sorry for his spoiled children. Their teachers and classmates must be laughing behind their backs. The stares they get when they walk into that tennis club. They have to live with the curse of the family name.
Thank you Nathan Lane.
NOTE TO HANNITY
You are a disgrace to the family name, and to your parents, grandparents, your nephews, and nieces. They don’t say a word as long as “Uncle Sean” pays for merchandise, wedding gifts and receptions, trips, and other goodies.
Then he offered to sit down with Stewart, but added, “he hates me so much!”
Gee Seany, we wonder why?
2017, and the end of Hannity’s “contractual obligations” can’t come soon enough, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.
Maybe things will change here in NY for the better (in Slanthead’s warped view) and he’ll decide to stay. For example, right now, he can’t eat out in almost any restaurant since all the busboys, many of the waiters and kitchen crew are undocumented little brown folks from south of the border. We all know how Slanthead feels about little brown folks.
This situation forces Hannity to confine his dining experiences to McDonald’s which (at least here in the NY area) does not employ these folks; sure, there are blacks and other Latinos (probably Puerto Ricans or Dominicans) but Hannity just ignores them. They don’t threaten his security like the little brown folks.
Of course, in the Irish watering holes — where he must be going these days to chug those beers he’s been talking about — Slanthead will probably only find recent “immigrants” from Dublin (by way of Canada, where there is no border problem at all).