Sean Hannity is threatening to leave New York because he doesn’t want to pay his taxes, give up any of his guns’ ammo or live in the same state as Andrew Cuomo. He may go to Florida or Texas, Hannity says, but he’s definitely leaving. Well, not immediately. He’s got too many obligations. But as soon as he can he will. For sure.
It seems that whenever Hannity is in front of a microphone these days, he talks about moving. He even went on Greta Van Susteren’s On The Record show last night to talk about it. Only this time, he pretended other people were blowing his comments out of proportion. Oh, and that he’s too important to leave right away:
Look, it’s funny because the news picked this up—got picked up by Breitbart last night, comments that I made on my radio show. I think people might have interpreted it that I’m leaving the next day. If I could, I probably would but I like to consider myself a responsible person. And by my count, there’s probably over 100 people that count on me, between radio and television, for their jobs and they have got mortgages and car payments and leases and rents and all this stuff. But I went home last night and my wife and I talked about this seriously.
I live in New York, Greta. I pay 40 percent taxes, the highest rate, federal level. That doesn’t include FICA, Social Security. You’ve got nearly 10 percent in state tax. I work in New York City. I pay New York City tax. I live in the second-highest property tax county in the country, which is Nassau County. About 62 percent is my taxable rate of every dollar that I make. And, you know what? It’s too much. It’s almost like I am facilitating the robbery of the hard-earned money that I’m making. And I’m not going to do it anymore. As soon as I am able, some time probably when my son graduates from high school, I’m getting out of here as quick as I can.
Yeah, nothing says “Great American” like a multimillionaire looking to pack up and relocate (some day) in order to avoid giving back to the country he professes to love so much, he's made it into a moniker.
In case you’re wondering when Hannity's son will graduate, the son was 3 in 2002, according to a People magazine article, which would make him about 15 now. So that graduation is probably about two years away.
It's also worth noting that in that same People article, Hannity painted himself as not caring very much about money:
Hannity insists his new fame hasn’t really changed his life. Though he, Jill, son Patrick, 3, and 8-month-old daughter Merri share a five-bedroom house on Long Island, “he could be happy living in a cardboard box,” says Jill, now a homemaker. He has two pairs of shoes, and every Christmas she pleads with him to let her buy him sweaters or a watch. (He glances at the time on his beeper instead.) His syndication deal included a driver, but he turned it down. “I’m at peace with myself because what I talk about is the way I live,” says Hannity, a churchgoing Catholic. “I believe in faith, family and country. I really keep it that simple.”
There’s a blogging term for Hannity’s theatrics: Good-Bye Cruel World, or GBCW, defined as a post by someone who “disagrees with a particular subject matter to such a degree that they decide to leave the forum/blog forever. In doing so, they often feel compelled to leave a last message explaining why they feel so wronged/slighted and how they will never post again.” In my experience, these GBCW posters usually wind up coming back. However, this is the first GBCW I've seen for so far in the future.
No word on whether Hannity intends to make good on his 2009 pledge to undergo waterboarding for charity before or after he leaves New York.
While in Dallas, Hannocchio will probably visit his new best friend, Actor Glenn Beck at The Blaze studios, speak to Cruz Missile, and other lawmakers.
This sad little man is not getting the love from Fox “News.” It all went to Ailes’ Legs. Hannocchio can’t take rejections very well. He’s a falling star at the network, and on radio. He’s been dropped by several stations, and picked up by others with low power.
Hannocchio says he might run for office. Yeah, right. A habitual liar representing the people. Some conservatives wouldn’t vote for him as dog catcher of the year.
“The guest list for President Obama’s upcoming State of the Union address just got more interesting. Yesterday, Sean Hannity said he’d be attending as a guest of Rep. Louie Gohmert. Hannity is a conservative pundit for Fox News. He’s had Gohmert, an outspoken critic of Obama, on his show a number of times. The Tyler Republican has even filled in hosting Hannity’s show on a few occasions.”
[more at http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/2014/01/sean-hannity-to-attend-state-of-the-union-as-rep-gohmerts-guest-may-run-for-office-in-texas.html/]
Will Slanthead have to sit in the House Gallery? Will they let him in carrying the two Glocks he always packs under his belt?
Will he stand up at some point and shriek: “You lie!!!” ?
Will Obama look right back at Slanthead and say: “Hannocchio, only an expert on lying, like you, would know!” ?
Joe, we have no doubt Hannocchio’s girlfriend, Annie will follow him to whatever he lands. She could be the next Mrs. Hannocchio, one never knows in 2017
Read more at http://www.newshounds.us/hannity_to_new_york_good_bye_cruel_world_eventually_01222014#jklmxEYgHHqAfkIq.99
I don’t think Hannity and Coulter would have much of a future in Florida, considering they are still one of the anti-gay-marriage states(as far as I know)!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Also, he loves to create controversy for ratings purposes. Take that, Ailes Legs.
This short tempered, Long Island Lolito is a bald face liar. He lives in a life of luxury at his multi-million dollar mansion overlooking the bay. He has a boat, numerous flat screen tvs in his mansion, high-end furniture including that hideous “floor rug”, drives a very nice SUV, his spoiled children attend private school, they travel to tennis tournaments across the country, they own nicely groomed Bernese Mountain dogs worth $1,000 and $2,200, he travels, via charter planes, has a second home in Florida, a secured luxury penthouse overlooking the ocean, stays at four or five-star hotels in the luxury suites, owns $100 and up shoes-he prefers slip on dress shoes, endless spending money for his mate-who is a little party girl from what we’ve seen-large diamond ring and other expensive jewelry, French manicures, trips to the salon and shops, etc.
He portrays himself as a man going broke. He’s full of sh&%. This aging cafeteria Catholic has money flowing from other sources besides his radio and television shows. He has money coming from investments, real estate, films, earns commission from business sources, book sales, and other deals that he does not mention to the masses.
This troubled man wakes up thinking about money and goes to sleep thinking about money.
We hope Jr. moves far away from the clutches of his overbearing father, and becomes a progressive liberal and runs for office as a Democrat.
NOTE TO HANNITY
Some of your colleague foes are counting down the days when you leave the New Corporation skycraper for good. We can see it now. Marching down to the nearest pub, or hotel bar, and raise the glasses to you, and say, ‘Good riddance!’
Slanthead Hannity is still getting his 14-inch nose out of joint over this. Today, on the radio, he claimed that yesterday, he wasn’t “backpeddling” on his threat to leave New York. He actually did just that yesterday (Tuesday), but maybe he heard a loud chorus of “Go! Go! Go! Go! Get the hell out of here and take your lying ass to Texas or Florida!”
He started this rant on Monday (which I talked about in an earlier comment), but Tuesday, said he wouldn’t be leaving until 20017 because of “contractual obligations.” He also said he doesn’t want to uproot his kids from school (awwwh… touching!).
But Slanthead said he is definitely going. And directly to Gov. Cuomo, he promised: “I will get in my gas guzzler [his 7mpg armor-plated Escalade], mount a gun rack in the back, and leave!”
Probably more convenient to have his three AR15s (at last count) in a rack instead of hidden in the trunk — hey, you never know when someone might toss a bag of popcorn in your face at a rest stop.
Slanthead really can’t bear to be too far from his assault rifles. He admits he’s a wimp with a shotgun; said yesterday: “They have a big kick, and I can’t hit a single skeet!”
Anyway, Hannity promised Cuomo he will go in 20017. Take his family, his taxes, etc. This slimebag even claimed he pays taxes on his new studio (at 1270 Ave. of the Americas) — an outright lie. But lying 24/7 is Hannochio’s forte!
Meanwhile, yesterday, he was worried about getting out of Manhattan to return to his North Shore bunker in the evening. As usual, he placed a call to his primo climate-change denier, wrestler-turned bodybuilder-turned meteorologist and classic pinhead Joe Bastardi. All Slanthead wanted to hear from Pinhead was whether he could drive home. “I don’t want to spend the night among the rats and other vermin — there are 20 rats for every person in New York City!”
Maybe Hannity also didn’t want to be too close to de Blasio — a “hard core, unapologetic Communist” — as he just labeled him for the umpteenth time a few minutes ago.