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Monica Crowley: I'd Vote For A Pineapple Over President Obama

Posted by Brian and Ellen -19pc on March 24, 2012 · Flag

Dr. Monica Crowley announced smugly on Your World Wednesday (3/22/12) that she would vote for a pineapple over President Obama. She thereby proved once again that having a Ph.D. does not preclude anyone from being a dolt.

Fortunately, in a follow up segment, even many of the Your World viewers found her statement fruity.


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scooter commented 2012-03-26 12:34:51 -0400 · Flag
What is she allegedly a doctor of? Have we seen her birth certificate? Her diploma? How do we know she even exists? She could be just a green screen image created by Fox.

IT COULD HAPPEN YOU KNOW!!

(snark, hehe)
Anne-claire Souza commented 2012-03-25 11:36:59 -0400 · Flag
Wow !what a slap in the face for pineapples.Her “doctors” must be in the science of evil,she is simply a miserable creature and nothing else.
Joseph West commented 2012-03-25 01:40:35 -0400 · Flag
@mlp!: fitness must have fallen for Noot’s little $2.50/gal prop-osal. And if he really thinks that any of the GOPers would be able (or willing) to prevent $7/gal gas prices, he’s one of Bill Maher’s little “bubble conservatives.” Nothing that any rational person can say will ever break through that bubble.
mlp ! commented 2012-03-24 23:54:44 -0400 · Flag
Well, ‘fitness’ moron, we just may be paying $7/gallon, but since we’re educated ‘libtards’, the 120mpg Chevy Volts that we’ll be driving will keep us smiling. Cretins like you, however, will still be trying to figure out a new way to hate Obama as you drive your 16mpg pickup truck.
It sounds to me like you’re just going to continue to be a loser, eh?
truman commented 2012-03-24 23:38:39 -0400 · Flag
I’d rather listen to fingernails scratching a chalkboard than Monica’s idiocy.
mlp ! commented 2012-03-24 19:33:51 -0400 · Flag
Monica’s already admitted having voted for less than a ‘human’ at least twice…now she’ll have another chance.
mj - the same one commented 2012-03-24 19:03:29 -0400 · Flag
@Neal Summers: “Hmm, maybe that explains why people voted for Sarah Palin…she’s about as intelligent as a pineapple.

Neal, why must you insult pineapples? :)

As for Dr. Crowley’s statement, it reminds me of those folks who voted for Dumbya based on their desire to “have a beer with him at a barbecue.”

A common characteristic of rightwingnut low-information voters — like Monica — is their preference for officeholders whose intellectual capacity is similar to theirs, so . . .

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Aria Prescott commented 2012-03-24 15:58:40 -0400 · Flag
Why a pineapple? Everyone knows Spongebob lives in one… and according to Fox News, he’s destroying America by spreading “teh gay”.

Does Crowley secretly want a perfectly furbished dystopian wasteland? Just asking questions here…
Kent Brockman commented 2012-03-24 15:25:18 -0400 · Flag
Monica Crowley is firmly in RW NutLand

She is a board member of the Center for Security Policy.

The Center sponsors “Family Security Matters.” On August 3, 2007, Family Security Matters published an opinion piece by Philip Atkinson, which advocated for making George W. Bush president for life, because “the inadequacy of Democracy, rule by the majority, is undeniable.” Furthermore, after giving Atkinson’s interpretation of Julius Caesar’s treatment of Gaul, the article called for emptying Iraq of its Arabs:

If President Bush copied Julius Caesar by ordering his army to empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans, he would achieve immediate results: popularity with his military; enrichment of America by converting an Arabian Iraq into an American Iraq (therefore turning it from a liability to an asset); and boost American prestige while terrifying American enemies.
Bob Roberts commented 2012-03-24 15:04:49 -0400 · Flag
This from the same woman who said she was voting for Bush in 2004 because while he was sitting in the Florida classroom after being told we were under attack on 9/11 (and was clearly seen staring out with a “What the f—- do I do now?” face) he spent those 8 mins. formulating a plan of how to get revenge for what had happened and plotting how he would strike back. She said that in no way what was shown and interpreted by that evil Michael Moore in Fahrenheit 9/11 any acts of indecisiveness or fear, Bush was planning our revenge most presidentially.

Enough said. Her opinion isn’t worth the price of a pineapple.








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