We're still getting inundated with emails meant for Fox News. I don't know whether their viewers are getting dumber or it's their subconscious way of reaching out to sanity, hehe. But however they landed in the News Hounds email box, here they are for your enjoyment - and for whichever Fox News lackey, who surely monitors this site, to do with as you see fit.
As usual, names and other identifying information has been redacted to protect the ignorant. Spelling and grammar have been left intact.
Received 1/8/13
board meeting for removing picture of Jesus from Middle School in Jackson Ohio
In Jackson Ohio tonight (Jan 8, 2013) there is to be a board meeting to remove a picture of Jesus from the school. The public is invited. Please send someone to check on this and let people know that this small town in Ohio in the Applachia area will not stand for the removal of this. On face book, one person has requested that all those who believe it should remain please remain quiet and Christlike.
Received 1/8/13
Subject: Comment on the driving responsibility of the fox news vans
To Whom It May Concern,
I am writing because of an incident this morning that happened while I was driving. I was attempting to get on HWY 71 from the packsaddle pass entrance, and your news van nearly hit me when I tried to enter from the on ramp. I had to cut my speed drastically in order not to be hit by your van. This was at 6:50. I probably wouldn't have said anything, and assumed they were on their way to a big story, but when we got off at the S. Congress exit, they went directly to the Exxon gas station. I am rather upset that I nearly got hit by a van going for coffee.
I appreciate the time,
Received 1/5/13
Subect: CTA
Dear Fox News,
I am kinda hoping that you could look into something for us!! I am a security officer contracted to the CTA, we have been harassed, threatened and told we will no longer have jobs because their so called union voted to have us removed!!
Now I ask you this, WHY WOULD THE CTA FIRE ALL THE SECURITY OFFICERS MAKING LESS THAN$12.00 AN HOUR TO PAY A SO CALLED CA $29.00 an hour to do less than we do?!
They say that the CTA is creating a position for the guards but that position is a temporary position with no health benefits and we have to pay into the union!!
To make matters worse Securitas is not telling the guards anything!! Over 300 people are losing their jobs due to this!!
We have contacted the SEIU LOCAL 1
We have not received any answers!! We need a voice in this matter!! The CTA says they don't have enough money in their budget! I ask you once again, why would the CTA pay $29.00 an hour to a person to sit a station, not provide any help, be very nasty with the customers, collect sick pay while not working, or put themselves in harms way to respond to an emergency!!
Some of these people have no idea where they are going! Giving bad directions. They have made a hostile work environment !! Causing undo dress on a person who already has a lot of stress thrust upon them in trying to make the public safe to ride the train!
I ask you this: How does a ca know what is going on in their station, platforms when they never leave the booth to check on such things like the guards do?
Do you think that the CTA rail lines will be a safer place without the guards doing rounds, checking on the well fare of riders or just providing. Deterrent to crime on the CTA?
Please leave my e-mail anonymous for the fact of retaliation!!
Please feel free to contact me back!!
Thank You have a good day!!
Concerned guard!!
Received 1/4/13
Subject: Megan
Ever since Megan came back from Maternity leave with the attitude , I do not watch her, ever.
Also, she needs to drop the Shirley Temple hairdo disaster.Thanks,
Here's one I wrote back to, just to make sure the sentiments got to Fox, received 1/2/13. You may recall that was right around the time Hillary Clinton went to the hospital.
Subject: apologize
Hey stupid assholes. apologize to Hillary Clinton for saying she was faking. you are dispicable, disgusting and liars and the scum of the earth. Get off the air, assholes. You are pigs.
Here's another guy I like. His email was received 12/31/12
Subject: Fox and MSNBC
I can't bear watching MSNBC because of its liberal soapbox rants.
But, by comparison, you guys at FOX seem to be soulless liars both by commission and omission.
So where can anyone go to find objective reporting?
Nowhere.
It really sucks
Received 12/27/12
Subject: national defense authorization act
Why isn't Fox talking about the Ndaa Bill which allows the President to jail anyone without cause or trial or even filing charges?
This was the first step that Hitler used to get control of Germany!This is a direct violation of the Constitution and must be stopped!
Subject: national defense authorization act
Why isn’t Fox talking about the Ndaa Bill which allows the President to jail anyone without cause or trial or even filing charges?
This was the first step that Hitler used to get control of Germany! This is a direct violation of the Constitution and must be stopped!
Dear Pinhead, We’re sorry you feel that way but we’re unable to talk about the subject because, invariably, those liberal media scum and their lapdog bloggers would turn it all around and blame King George W Bush and His Illustrious Excellency Dick Cheney for it. I mean, can you believe it? Those liberals actually think that those two had nefarious purposes in mind when they forced the Congress to approve all those post-9/11 measures that would allow the Pentagon and CIA and FBI to read your e-mails and other personal communications and phone calls and that we in the Republica- I mean, at FoxNews never raised any criticisms of those measures before the Kenyan was elected. We in the Republica- I mean, at FoxNews cannot allow Bush’s legacy to be tarnished any further than the liberals have already done. So sorry that we can’t be of any further assistance, but we’re sure that you, as a good FoxNews viewer and loyal American patriot (as though one could be one without being the other—LOL), can understand our position.
Subect: CTA
Dear Fox News,
I am kinda hoping that you could look into something for us!! I am a security officer contracted to the CTA, we have been harassed, threatened and told we will no longer have jobs because their so called union voted to have us removed!!
Now I ask you this, WHY WOULD THE CTA FIRE ALL THE SECURITY OFFICERS MAKING LESS THAN$12.00 AN HOUR TO PAY A SO CALLED CA $29.00 an hour to do less than we do?!
They say that the CTA is creating a position for the guards but that position is a temporary position with no health benefits and we have to pay into the union!!
To make matters worse Securitas is not telling the guards anything!! Over 300 people are losing their jobs due to this!!
We have contacted the SEIU LOCAL 1
We have not received any answers!! We need a voice in this matter!! The CTA says they don’t have enough money in their budget! I ask you once again, why would the CTA pay $29.00 an hour to a person to sit a station, not provide any help, be very nasty with the customers, collect sick pay while not working, or put themselves in harms way to respond to an emergency!!
Some of these people have no idea where they are going! Giving bad directions. They have made a hostile work environment !! Causing undo dress on a person who already has a lot of stress thrust upon them in trying to make the public safe to ride the train!
I ask you this: How does a ca know what is going on in their station, platforms when they never leave the booth to check on such things like the guards do?
Do you think that the CTA rail lines will be a safer place without the guards doing rounds, checking on the well fare of riders or just providing. Deterrent to crime on the CTA?
Please leave my e-mail anonymous for the fact of retaliation!!
Please feel free to contact me back!!
Thank You have a good day!!
Concerned guard!!
Dear Pinhead, If you were able to contact that communist, marxist, socialist, Obama-loving SEIU, then why the fuck are you contacting us? It sounds to us that you belong to some sort of highly ineffective union and you don’t deserve to have a job where you can sponge off the public like that. I do sympathize since your position is completely the opposite of ours. We believe that union jobs should be completely broken and that companies should be able to hire whomever they want for whatever pay scale the company feels is best, no matter how inefficient the company becomes as a result nor how hostile the work environment becomes. (Are you sure you’re a regular FoxNews viewer? We completely support hostile work environments since it motivates people to work harder, preferably with a bit of back-stabbing and selling out fellow co-workers, to ensure that each individual worker receives the pay that is best for HIM, not what’s best for all the others.) And “sick pay?” What is this “sick pay” of which you write? Sounds suspiciously communist to us. After rereading your e-mail, it’s our opinion that you’re some sort of rabble-rouser, put up to this fraud by someone with that liberal media that wants nothing more than the destruction of our glorious country by silencing the good men and women of the FoxNation as represented through FoxNews—especially as how you want your e-mail to remain “anonymous.” What good loyal FoxNews viewer would want to remain anonymous when he could prove a valuable asset in our war against the liberal media and the Obama Administration? We are so sure that you’re a lying scumbag liberal media supporter that we have asked Mr O’Reilly to have his producer, the young and very talented Jesse Watters, to come to your home and/or workplace to get the real story.
Subject: Comment on the driving responsibility of the fox news vans
To Whom It May Concern,
I am writing because of an incident this morning that happened while I was driving. I was attempting to get on HWY 71 from the packsaddle pass entrance, and your news van nearly hit me when I tried to enter from the on ramp. I had to cut my speed drastically in order not to be hit by your van. This was at 6:50. I probably wouldn’t have said anything, and assumed they were on their way to a big story, but when we got off at the S. Congress exit, they went directly to the Exxon gas station. I am rather upset that I nearly got hit by a van going for coffee.
I appreciate the time,
Dear Pinhead, We have absolutely no vans. Any vans that may hit you are the sole responsibility of our local affiliates. And since we are such advocates of the idea of “states’ rights” (when it benefits us), we allow this advocacy to extend to our local affiliate stations. As such, the responsibility for any vans rests entirely with them. Please contact your local FoxNews affiliate with your concerns. However, to show our appreciation for your contacting us, we will (for a small fee to cover processing and handling charges) send you a completely free-of-charge copy of any one book—suggested retail price to not exceed $4.95—from any of the magnificent, best-selling authors on our payroll. Thank you very much, and please send us your full mailing address, as well as all the necessary information such as bank account and routing numbers or credit card with expiration date and the card verification code for how you wish to pay the P&H fee (and any additional charges above $4.95 you may wish to contribute for your free book). Have a nice day.