It's a holiday week and the mail is light but we're still getting emails for Fox News. For our readers, it's our weekly peek into the minds of Fox viewers. To the FNC employee or troll who surely reads this site, these are for you. But there's also one that I think is a joke. Let me know what you think.
As always, names and addresses have been redacted to protect the ignorant. Grammar, spelling and punctuation have been left intact.
This one came with photos, which I am not including.
Subject: Car on fire (redacted) ave east boston, ma
This car was completely on fire, by the time i ran downstairs the fire fighters had controlled it. Special thanks to them for keeping us all safe!
Subject: Michelle Malkin
Why haven't we Michelle on Fox News???????
Subject: Our Ambasador Dragged through the Streets of Bengahzi
I would like to know why the early morning News Clip of our "Ambassador Stevens" being dragged through the Streets of Bengahzi on that most horrible fateful day has not been covered. AND; How can Hillary say "What Difference Does It Make" when she was a personal friend of Stevens.The day before Thanks Giving Bill Hemmer and Martha asked what we were thankful for, my response would have to be Charles Krauthammer and Judge Jeanine.I would like to see a debate between the Judge and Hillary.Thank you for your consideration in a response. Our Nation deserves the very best which you provide.
This one I missed in last week's batch but I think it's a fake. What do you think? Think Greg Gutfeld is trying to pull our leg?
Subject: Fire bob
Hi guys. Im going to use the word listen, as its one of your tricks to get attention. Ive been watching your show for some time now. The first couple times I found Greg repulsive. He did however back up his cockiness and therfore he is now my favorite. Now Listen again. Bob is a genuine closed minded old Turd. He's one of those rotten, old and angry bastards who needs to shut that big mouth of his. Im sure im not the only one who thinks this way. In addition to his big offense mouth, someone should tell him to lay off the blow before he goes on air. I can obviously see his snot dribbling out of that honker of his. It's embarrassing
And if the debate were held anywhere else, you’d NEVER hear about the outcome on FoxNoise because the “Judge” would get her ass handed to her on a silver platter. The topic would NEVER be brought up by anyone at FoxNoise and, if by chance, it did come up, the spin would be phenomenal (akin to witnessing Halley’s Comet twice in one’s lifetime). There would be so many accusations that “Hillary bought the media” or “the liberal media didn’t play fair” (basically, a non-FoxNoise station/network would be accused of doing everything that FoxNoise would do for the “Judge”—but never fess up to—if it were the host of the debate).
And, let’s not forget that the one time the “Judge” planned to go up against Hillary (running in 2006 for the GOP nomination for Hillary’s Senate seat), she ended her campaign after a mere two months. She hadn’t even made it to the GOP primary race before dropping out. (Sure, she made a run for NY Attorney General, but ended up getting beaten by Andrew Cuomo by 21 percentage points. Allegedly, one of the factors that led to her dropping out of the Senate race was that polls indicated she’d lose to Clinton by a 2 to 1 margin; she didn’t really fare much better in the AG race.)
