Well, no one ever said FoxNoise doesn’t know what their (old white Viagra-dependent male) viewers want to see. The real problem is FoxNoise can’t give them as much as the viewers or FoxNoise would like to see since not even FoxNoise can get around rules governing the airing of porn (even softcore) between 6am and midnight on “basic cable.” If FoxNoise were to go to a “premium, pay cable” basis, they could spend as much time showing pole dancers and women parading around in lingerie or even less.

Porn sells at this fraudulent “news” outlet.

Every responsible American should immediately go to the Fox Nation site posting this pole dancing video and reiterate the flaming hypocrisy of Fox News purporting to be a Family Values, Christian advocate, while actually playing a video that on any other news cycle day, they would scream…“pornography!”

Bildo will send his butt boy Jesse Watters out to interview pole dancers to find out if they are aroused by a guy with a top secret clearance.

I’m sure Neil Cavuto and O’Reilly will provide us with an in-depth study and continuous coverage on this vital information as they show clips of what this is while speaking. We report, you drool.

Thanks, Fox Nation, for keeping us - uh, abreast - of what's important.