Bill O'Reilly's stalker/ambush producer, Jesse Watters was a guest co-host of Fox & Friends Weekend this morning where he bravely did his part to save Easter from the evil forces who want to ruin it with "spring egg hunts." He was helped with that endeavor by birther and affirmative action foe, Professor Carol Swain.
Swain told a sympathetic Watters, "“I can tell you that if we remove the name “Easter,” then we might as well call them ‘pagan egg hunts.'"
Please check out my post at Crooks and Liars for more on this wingnuttery.
But first, thank God the Spring Bunny that there's only one week left until Easter Pagan Day.
Also, I’ll give $100 to the first person who smacks that smirk off Watters face. I would do it myself, but he has a tendency to run and hide when confronted by anyone who isnt on Faux’s payroll.
Clayton sat there listening to her with a serious look on his face, as if she was a serious news story, while Watters had a smirk on his face and looked around the studio as if to see if anyone else thought this woman was as crazy as he clearly thought she was!
On this war on Easter, I only hope that my beloved Peeps aren’t hit in the crossfire, but to be safe, just do what you always do Fox and declare victory, then go to church to pray for the death and destruction of those who don’t agree with you. Once that’s finished you can go home and get drunk.
Warmongering seems to run in their blood.
If you speak it, it is so.
Of course, this would’ve required the Fakes and Fiends to have done a little research (a word, like facts, that terrifies right-wingers).