If I’m right about the new President, we will all have to read between the lines. I don’t think Trump intended to land in the White House. I think Donald J Trump is a con man. And not a mega wealthy one either. I think Trump ran for the presidency for the campaign contributions. He spent like a miser on TV ads, so part of my theory is born out a little. He became president by accident.

A Tale of Two Reality TV Shows

We’re familiar with Trump’s show ‘The Apprentice’ but there was a lesser known reality TV show called ‘The Surreal Life’, starring such luminaries as Vanilla Ice, Ron Jeremy and Tammy Faye Baker. Ron Jeremy for all of my fellow clean living newshounds is a porn star. And he sorta has a specialty if you want to call it that. That specialty is,….ahem,…sodomizing young beautiful women.

Anyway on the show, Vanilla Ice was all jazzed about working with Ron Jeremy saying “Yeah, man I love all your videos!” and the like. He was excited to work with his hero. In the mechanics of the show Ron Jeremy betrayed Vanilla Ice. And Vanilla Ice went apeshit crazy. What actors call chewing up the scenery. He even wrecked a nice drum set. All in front of an unphased Ron Jeremy. And I’m thinking, “Vanilla Ice do you understand what Ron Jeremy does for a living????!! Well, he just did it to you.”.

I like to think that Donald Trump will be playing the role of Ron Jeremy and Paul Ryan will be playing Vanilla Ice. It would be best if Trump breaks a lot of campaign promises. Let’s allow him room to do that. Not much else to do in the time being.

We’ll see.

Sieg Heil, Hair Twitler!!

Thanks to George Takai (Mr. Sulu).

Bemused I think they are afraid of being seen harming Trump, but I don’t think they’ll kill him. Vladimir Putin on the other hand,…. But he doesn’t give a damn about American healthcare.

Now if the MSM were to go after Trump because he isn’t following the republican agenda, that would be the final nail in the coffin for MSM. That they are at the beck and call of corporate America.

Sean Hannity. He needs to be dissuaded of this Bullshit of alt left. There is no alt left. Like argueing with a three year old.

Well Marc Lamont Hill has a richer verbal pallette than Clarke. Clarke probably spends his time reading Readers Digest instead of looking after his jail.

Ellen, our version of intent is mild. But we should not be intimidated by them. My cousins son when I mentioned Trump resulted in a glare at the back of my head. I figure that Trump is gonna betray the country bumpkins. We will find out on Friday.

Tucker Carlson is a bad hemarrhoid on a long car trip. At least he gave up the bowtie. After all the long years of bitherism lies Tucker is upset whether or not John Lewis will attend an inauguration party. No that really isn’t it. It’s that Lewis sees Trump as an illegitimate President.

Speaking for myself I always viewed George W Bush as an illegitimate President. Installed by his father’s friends on the Supreme Court. Both Presidents now suspect. Usurpers to the throne. Tucker is upset with the fact that his arguments are Monica Lewinsky and a fabricated story about a birth certificate.

Beware of Preparation H Tucker.

Pence sounds clumsy at this. Not that Trump ain’t a bull in a China shop either.
Pence might be having second thoughts on what he’s signed up for.

Doors 17, some of the barriers in our border are made by mother nature. Just like the Gulags in Siberia or the bigass swamp surrounding Angola prison in Louisiana, fences are an afterthought. On the southern border there is the Chihuahua Desert and then the Sierra Madres in west Texas. If they want to build a fence it will provide jobs. My advice is to follow what Obama has been doing by cracking down on undocumented workers.

It’s a big goddamn border.

If the Trump administration turns out to be the biggest stink bomb in the universe, then Kelly getting out of Faux may be crazy like a fox.

I think he will eventually wind up in the AG spot.

“Are there no prisons?”
“And the union workhouses-are they still in operation?”

Well we always knew that the Faux crew had it in them. Or they don’t have it in them if we are to believe Charles Dickens.

In a week we will find out whether or not Trump has a soul. God help us if he doesn’t.

Kevin K, I was just about to say that. Nixon is a hero in republican eyes. Someone to look up to.

Back in the 50s, LBJ was giving a speech. When talking about Nixon, he said, “I might be an old country boy, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad!”. The audience oowed and aawed.

Later on, when Nixon made the dramatic mid Atlantic interception of microfilm in the Hiss case, Nixon was suddenly the hero of the day.
LBJ rushed out to the DC airport to greet Nixon back to the mainland and be seen doing it. That’s when a reporter reminded LBJ of his chickenshit/chicken salad remark. LBJ leaned over to the reporter and said, " Son, in this town, chickenshit can turn into chicken salad overnight! ".

When Faux punches Chuck’s meal ticket, he gets to go to the head of the line. No such luck at the democrat camp. And Chuck would be far from the head of the line. And the portions are fine if you don’t mind the quality. The only thing is having to listen to Scott Baio’s idiotic stories when he sits down next to Chuck.

Poor old Sean. Ever the good alter boy and always getting passed over. Like Megyn Kelly’s old time slot. Well Sean has his work cut out for him. Every day he will have to explain something about Trump. He had to do it for W. But W was insulated. Protected. Cocooned. Trump is one tweet storm away from having an “Nyaa!” fight with a pimple faced fifteen year old at any given moment.

Sean was 16 years younger when W was appointed to the White House. Hannity will have to be a babysitter. And Trump will not give him a minute’s rest. I kind of like Hannity s new role. Heh. Heh.

It is free speech and it is understandable. The series of white cops killing black kids over the past couple of years may have played a part in Hillary losing too.

The President elect referring to himself in third person is a liability not an asset.

The GOPee. Full of piss and ready to piss on everyone. It’ll be a long four years.

Good for Shepherd Smith. (His days are numbered at Faux. He’s got a soul and a conscience.)

Yet. That is such a comforting word between now and Jan. 20.