Ann Coulter may have called Bill Clinton “a very good rapist” and “scumbag” but that’s no reason to think she wouldn’t be fair and balanced enough to go on Fox’s Hannity show and share her thoughts on Monica Lewinsky’s just-penned article in Vanity Fair.
“I want everybody to leave her alone,” Hannity said. Right before letting Coulter rip on her.
But first, Coulter showed her compassionate side – by demanding Lewinsky convert to Coulter’s own religion. “I think the only hope for it, I seriously wish I could meet her to tell her: she’s gotta become a Christian,” Coulter helpfully offered. “Because she's just going to end up in worse and worse despair. And more meaningless to her life.”
“Having said that - ” Coulter continued, with a cackle. Then she was off on a trademark tear about liberals. It featured such bon mots as, “They’re against rape unless it’s committed by a Clinton or a Kennedy.”
And then she and Hannity moved on to attack Hillary Clinton over Nigeria and somehow connect it to Benghazi.
I’m sure with such a model of Christianity to behold, Lewinsky will be converting any day now.
Let’s move to something more clever and cool.
“Oh, Billy Kennedy’s at it again- yawn. He’s not getting kid gloves, no one’s shocked at this point, wake us up for the next serial celebrity offender.”
And For her Information? Lewinsky has almost excessively said it was consensual, and as I said before- The people shamed Bill Proper, the GOP acted like they would have high fived him if it wasn’t their excuse to run a kangaroo court of an impeachment attempt. So let’s try the “Clinton raped her” line again.
While I appreciate Mr—I mean, “Ms”—Coulter’s concern, if he—I mean, “she”—is a representative of what it means to be and act as a Christian, I’d rather stay where I am. I can only think that Mr—I mean, “Ms”—Coulter would’ve been one of those “righteous” Jewish men ready to stone the poor woman about whom Jesus said “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.” And then Mr—I mean, “Ms”—Coulter would’ve gone ahead and thrown the stone because obviously he—I mean, “she”; why do I keep making that mistake—would think he—I mean, “she”—is completely without sin. Again, I thank Mr—I mean, “Ms”—Coulter for his—I mean, “her”—concern for my well-being, but frankly Mr—I mean, “Ms”—Coulter, in language I’m sure you can fully understand, butt the f@@k out of my life and pay a little more attention to your own.
