Paging Bill O'Reilly! Red and green alert!! Christmas blasphemy has been committed and it's not the evil secular atheists who have perpetrated this egregious violation of the Fox News commandment that thou shall never say the evil, secular word "holiday" instead of Christmas. This outrage is being perpetrated by - OMG - Fox & Friends, a show which, recently, warmly endorsed Sarah Palin's book about the war on Christmas. Christmas warriors everywhere should be very offended about "Tips to Create a Holiday Spending Plan." And what makes it worse is that Elisabeth said the dreaded word. Oh, no....
Just look at the screen cap of the footage at the top of the story. The chyron (that’s the writing at the bottom of the screen) reads
DON’T BREAK THE BANK!
CREATE A SPENDING PLAN THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.
Now, most of us don’t really have “spending” problems involving the Thanksgiving holiday. No, it starts with “Black Friday” sales for the Christmas holiday. Sure, some of us may go a bit overboard buying food for the Day of Remembering How Immigration Policy for This Country Has Always Been Truly Fucked Up BUT it’s not like we usually spend more than about $20-$25 per person for that turkey dinner. Compare that to how much people spend at the Black Friday sales per person.