Poor Todd Starnes. It must be truly horrific for him, a God fearing, gun loving, homo hating, white, possibly racist conservative, to endure living in an environment which represents the moral and cultural degeneracy that is taking this Christian nation down the road to perdition. But in placing himself in the midst of all this nasty social diversity, he can better observe it and subsequently warn his fellow God fearing, gun loving, homo hating, white, possibly racist conservatives about this decadence. So we should be thankful that Starnes has opted to live in NY's Park Slope neighborhood which, as described by a News Hounds reader and Starnes' near neighbor, as "one of the most progressive, queer, yoga-loving, miscegenating (horrors!), crunchy, communal neighborhoods in the world" - the kind of neighborhood that represents all that Starnes loathes. But because it's a tolerant place, he doesn't face the type of hostility that his neighbors would face if they moved into a neighborhood full of people who think like Starnes. Ironic, don't ya think!

Starnes hates his neighborhood so much that he appeared in some videos, in which New York City residents complain about life in the "Big Apple," produced by a local Fox affiliate. In one, he whines about Park Slope residents who want to ban ice-cream trucks because those degenerate liberal mothers say that "ice cream promotes childhood obesity." Given Starnes' view of things, it's clear that he wasn't joking when he accused "liberal health food nuts" of being behind this insidious campaign. Starnes says that even if 1 out of every three kids is obese, we don't need to worry because two out of three are fine.

In another he brags about ordering a bacon-cheeseburger at a "radical vegetarian restaurant." In the piece he says that “You can tell by the way I hold onto my bowels that I’m not from around these parts?” So Park Slope residents shit where they eat or vice-versa? WTF? Unfortunately, this video is unavailable. 

Poor Todd Starnes. To be surrounded by all that satanic tolerance and healthy food must be so frustrating.  Why it must be enough to drive a God fearing, gun loving, homo hating, white, possibly racist conservative to the nearest Walmart (there's one in Brooklyn) for some Paul Deen frozen entrees to be eaten whilst searching the internet for examples of America's persecuted Christians and the food police, among, uh, other, uh, interesting things?