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Santa Claus Helps Fox & Friends Fight The War On Christmas

Posted by Ellen -7859.80pc on December 20, 2012 · Flag

Those folks at Fox News sure have strange ideas about how to make the Yule time bright – with their never-ending gripes about people saying, “Happy Holidays.” This morning, a professional Santa Claus visited Fox & Friends to discuss his new book about “the true meaning of Christmas.” Apparently, that amounts to saying, “Merry Christmas” and fighting political correctness.

“I like to wish people a Merry Christmas,” Santa, aka Sal Lizard, said. He assured the Curvy Couch Crew he’s “always had pleasant responses.”

Christmas-loving Gretchen Carlson wasted little time playing the spoilsport – all in the name of the Christmas spirit. “What do you make of the political correctness part of our culture?” she asked.

Lizard says that a few years ago, Christmas parties turned into “holiday parties” that no longer wanted a Santa. He also joked that in Australia, Santas have to say, "Ha Ha Ha" in order not to insult women. 

A banner on the screen read: END THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS: pro Santa won’t say ‘Happy Holidays’

Steve Doocy said approvingly, “We know that you love the spirit of Christmas throughout the year.”

Yeah, because nothing says “Joy to the World” like refusing to say, “Happy Holidays!”

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mj - the same one commented 2012-12-21 14:58:21 -0500 · Flag
“Uh oh, be careful, Ellen. Your headline might make people think there is actually a war on Christmas.”

The only people who would think that are the same ones who think pointing out racist behavior makes those who point it out racists themselves.

IOW, the simpleminded.

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Joshua Hatheway commented 2012-12-21 09:05:06 -0500 · Flag
Uh oh, be careful, Ellen. Your headline might make people think there is actually a war on Christmas.
Bemused commented 2012-12-21 06:11:23 -0500 · Flag
Sorry. Hadn’t seen that the Newshounds ladies covered the mosque arsonist two threads down.
Bemused commented 2012-12-21 06:09:57 -0500 · Flag
I saw that segment and got really riled up at F&F because both before and after the chyrons under the weather report were “Holiday Headaches”.

Sheer unadulterated hypocrisy and they don’t even try to hide it. The whole war on Christmas is a fraud for the mindless foxy viewer.

BTW, C&L has a story about someone who torched a mosque in Ohio because of all the hatred and misinformation he’d drunk from FoxNews.
mj - the same one commented 2012-12-21 02:14:52 -0500 · Flag
@ Mike Larkin & sandman1: Remember — we’re talking about the same people who thought Jack Bauer was a real person . . .

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Mike Larkin commented 2012-12-20 22:45:54 -0500 · Flag
A man pretending to be an imaginary character opining about a phony issue.
That’s a perfect score for F(alse) & F(ictitious).
“Foxnews: Fairly partial to the imbalanced”.
mj - the same one commented 2012-12-20 21:58:05 -0500 · Flag
@joseph West: “I’d certainly love to see how the FoxFiends would react to the knowledge that their “charming old Santa” played a Vampire Santa”

I think they’d love it.

A “Vampire Santa” with his tainted moonshine would be deployed as their newest defense weapon in the “War on Christmas” . . .

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doors17 commented 2012-12-20 21:50:44 -0500 · Flag
I’m looking forward to their Christmas Day interview with Jesus.
d d commented 2012-12-20 21:33:37 -0500 · Flag
OMG that segment was dumb.

It’s times like these that I really wish we had the old commenting system because I’d love to give a thumbs up to mj’s Easter Bunny comment. LOL!
the Mike commented 2012-12-20 21:12:29 -0500 · Flag
steve doocey reminds me of someone that would look at your dick when you’re snugged up to a urinal
Joseph West commented 2012-12-20 20:44:54 -0500 · Flag
I actually found him at IMDb.com. It turns out he’s also done some acting. Classic films like “Hillbilly Bob Zombie” (he plays “Hillbilly Bob” who accidentally creates tainted moonshine that turns people into zombies) and “Young Blood: Evil Intentions” (he plays “Vampire Santa” in it).

Did he happen to mention his involvement in “Young Blood: Evil Intentions?” I’d certainly love to see how the FoxFiends would react to the knowledge that their “charming old Santa” played a Vampire Santa because absolutely nothing says “spirit of Christmas” like a vampire Santa.
doors17 commented 2012-12-20 20:02:41 -0500 · Flag
Even for Fox & Friends that was weird.
Jan Hall commented 2012-12-20 19:44:04 -0500 · Flag
An appropriate segment from a Clown Network.
mj - the same one commented 2012-12-20 19:28:48 -0500 · Flag
I can hardly wait for Fox & Friends’ EXCLUSIVE interview with the Easter Bunny . . .

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