Acting on orders from Jesus and Roger Ailes, Fox "News" is now the unofficial Tim Tebow network. Fox's old time bible hour, otherwise known as Fox & Friends, never wastes an opportunity to shower Jesus' brother by another mother with hosannas in the highest. This morning, Gretchen Carlson and washed up country star (?) Larry Gatlin interviewed the author of a book about Tebow who, as we know, is persecuted because he is a Christian. You could feel the love coming and Christian fellowship oozing from the curvy couch.
Former Miss America and Jesus/Tim Tebow fan, Gretchen Carlson, began by saying that, in spite of Jesus' team having been defeated on Sunday, "the Tim Tebow craze is just picking up steam." As she introduced the author of the Tebow book, the chyron assured us that sales of the book are "skyrocketing." With a great big grin, Gretch, who has interviewed Tebow, asked Nathan Whitaker if Tebow is as genuine as she believes him to be. Whitaker couldn't have been any more effusive about how awesome Tebow is. Gretch couldn't have been any more effusive in her commentary. As they spoke, photos of Tim, doing his trademark "Tebow" were shown, praise Jesus/Tim Tebow. Gatlin talked about how he respects Tebow for his faith and how he wants to meet Tebow in heaven. (Rather, ahem, presumptuous?) Gretch smiled benevolently as Gatlin worked in the trademark Fox persecuted Christian meme with his comment about how Tebow has been "shot at by the media." (Again, no examples).
Setting the official Fox message, the chyron read, "A Real Role Model, Tebow A Good Influence In Sports World," Gatlin talked about how if it was acceptable forWashingtonto pray at Valley Forge, it's OK for Tebow to pray on the sidelines. Gretch launched into the agitprop when she asked what he thought about the criticism of Tebow who "does well" and "is a good guy." She reinforced the persecuted Christian meme when she asked "why the criticism about a guy who is simply a Christian." Whitaker didn't know the answer but does know that Tebow is a great role model and otherwise truly awesome.
Praise Tim Tebow from whom all blessings flow....
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âTebow is not that great of a Christian,â said God through Gillafritz. âHe could do a lot better with his prayers and stop worrying about the option all the time, plus he needs to still needs to work on his throwing motion.â