We at News Hounds wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a happy everything. For your holiday jollies, I thought you might enjoy some selections from our email bag. We’ve had a bumper crop of emails meant for Fox News but sent to us. Proof again that Fox News viewers are not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. Ho, ho, ho!
As usual, names and other identifying information have been redacted to protect the ignorant. Everything else has been left just the way it was received.
Subject: Please quit sending me Fox news updates. Fox news is my favorite news channel, but please, no updates. Thank you.
(There was nothing in the body of the message)
I have been a loyal watcher since 9/11. You are changing to “not so fair and balanced” I’ve noticed lately. You’re not reporting things that are important, like warning America about the black violence that is happening around the country. Also, I would really see you cover the Israeli side of this war complete with pictures like you do the Palestinian side. You seem to have joined the politically correct bunch just like the rest.
Subject: Improve Fox
Dump the assholes:
Thanks, Hank B.
I’m not completely sure this next one wasn’t meant for us, but it had a string of other email addresses to various Fox News people and shows, including Rupert Murdoch. I feel badly for this person but there's nothing News Hounds can do, assuming there is something that should be done, to help.
Subject: Im a US Citizen whos rights have ripped away, rights given to me by US Constitution
Neglect of U.S. Citizen safety meaning my family and I. I have a time line of the incedent, from begginig to present. This is just a game/scam that was pre-meditated by FBI informants who are involved with human traffiking/prostitution rings and drug trafficking and FBI informants who are their prostitutes. I have been denied justice since 4/7/2011 when (name of person) who is a CI and also memmber of the bloods set me up to be murdered. She is controled by her heroin dealing pimps which are CI’s/heroin dealing pimps. They start a investigation just to place CI’s that are part of their family and criminal organization/blood gang, in new location so they can continue business as usual which consist of whore houses (parten my language) as well have new location to deal and keep opiates and heroin in. These CI’s are all part of the same game and they are all intertwind with the FBI, state and local police affiliated or related to the (name of) Family. Im being denied DNA test by (name of hospital), and barnstable probate and family court. (Name of person) is the woman who forged my signature on the birth certificate and is also a prostitute that is part of the same blood gang. Basically these pimps/heroin dealers control these women inorder to gain control of mens lives. Ive always had a clean record and now I have two restraining orders against me and I wasnt notified in a timely matter or given a chance.to show to.court to dispute. These particular women have been doing this for awhile and its just a scam. They have family and friends with in local police in (various police departments). These.officers are fully aware of the truth but are also playing along because they are also involved in ellegal activities/on the take. They also have family and friends working in (name of hospital), (name of court) and (name of court house). Im in desperate need of legal assistance/a lawyer. I have send letters.to departments, divisions and letigations of justice and emoloyment explaining my cituation that not only I have fell victim to bur others as well.
From time to time Hannity and others, while discussing some Obama action or statements seemed confused. I hear things like “What is he thinking?” or “Doesn’t he know that would do more harm to our economy, country, security etc.”
I have studied Obama since I first heard of him. Still, when someone at Fox and other places reaches such dilemmas, there is normally a simple thought that makes such statements logical. I am not saying Obama is a Muslim, but when puzzled about him, as in above, think in terms, “Would that be more logical if in fact he is a Muslim?” I believe many of his statements and demands will become clear with that sort of thinking. Just a sincere thought. Try it.
Subject: What’s with the signal????
To whom it may concern,
I am an AVID watcher of The FOX channel, (26 on my cable box) from morning till night, REALLY!
I don’t usually question anyone or anybody BUT, I’ve got a BURNING QUESTION.. and I just have to know.
Am I going NUTS or is “The current powers In charge of then FREE “AIR WAYS” ....screwing up your transmission signals???
I ask this because, your station (or channel) seems to be the only one that gets CUT OFF and right in the MIDDLE of a very NEWS worthy
story not mentioned on those “left” wing, main stream channels (like... ABC, NBC, CBS and others)
YES!!! right in the middle of a “Good Debate” .... my TV screen goes, at times..... “BLACK” and /or “MUTE” !!!!!!
Tell me, please tell me!!!! I’m I the ONLY ONE TO COMPLAIN?????? I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!
This happens quite a lot.
Please, please, get back to me, OK??
I really do feel, someone is trying to... Block your Fair And Balanced Reporting that others don’t (WON”T) cover.
Thank you for taking the time to hear my “BEEF”
HAPPY HOLIDAY, FOX NEWSIES!
But, at the same time, oddly amusing . . .
That last letter is from Priscilla, isn’t it?
I hope you all had a great Christmas!!
So — you don’t want any updates from your “favorite news channel.”
Ummm — OK.
“I am not saying Obama is a Muslim, but when puzzled about him, as in above, think in terms, ‘Would that be more logical if in fact he is a Muslim?’ I believe many of his statements and demands will become clear with that sort of thinking. Just a sincere thought. Try it.”
OK — I’ll try that the next time President Obama celebrates a Jewish holiday (Passover) in the White House . . . I’m sure it’ll all make sense.