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First “Fox And Friends First” Team Has No Legs, Retired Already

Posted by Headly Westerfield 98.60pc on March 07, 2012 · Flag

It’s was only Wednesday, just the 3rd day of Fox “News” Channel’s newest “news” show “Fox and Friends First.”  Yet at the end of today’s hour Blonde #1 and Blonde #2 announced they are being rotated out already, in favor of two of the word-pitchers warming up in the bullpen.  While it’s a surprise they’d pull the hosts after just the third inning, it was always intended that a series of hosts would rotate through the 5AM hour.  Starting tomorrow Dave Briggs, of the “Fox and Friends Weekend” B-team, and Heather Childers will be manning the leg chairs.

Speaking of leg chairs: Something very odd happened between Show Number First and Show Number Second of “Fox and Friends First.”  My Monday review of the first “Fox and Friends First” called it the “blondest and leggiest show” Fox “News” ever attempted.  However, on days two and three it appeared a very conscious effort was made to hide the interchangeable co-hosts interchangeable legs, because they were hardly seen.  I’m absolutely positive it was because of my review [/hubris] and others like it.  It’s quite possibly the interchangeable co-hosts didn’t want to be known for their interchangeable legs alone.  Clearly it was easier to move a table onto the set than for The Blondes to dye their hair, which might have led to uncomfortable questions.  Which is why midway through today’s show I tweeted:

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truman commented 2012-03-08 13:46:08 -0500 · Flag
@averageamericanpatriot. As someone else once observed, we don’t know what Retchin is always desperately trying to show us up her skirt, but we bet it has sharp teeth.
Antoinette commented 2012-03-08 01:47:04 -0500 · Flag
The Fox “News” suits are sexist pigs. They use these women to draw middle-age men to the shows. Let’s see the men’s legs.

These Fox “News” broads dress like showgirls at a Las Vegas nightclub. All you need is a pole.

Nixon-trainee Roger Ailes has no respect for women. And given what we know about him, we are not surprised.
Kent Brockman commented 2012-03-08 00:57:10 -0500 · Flag
@Average American Patriot

A Gretch fan has slow-mo’ed a clip …

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtT7Do44Lc

It’s just like the 700Club.
I’m blockin’ that one right now.
Kent Brockman commented 2012-03-08 00:44:42 -0500 · Flag
Fux Nuze Sez

Terrorists Hate Us for Our Legs!!!
NewsHounds posted about First “Fox And Friends First” Team Has No Legs, Retired Already on NewsHounds' Facebook page 2012-03-07 20:20:53 -0500
It was like a double, double amputation. As Aunty Em tells it Blonde #1 and Blonde #2 lost their legs.
P.F. Bruns commented 2012-03-07 20:15:38 -0500 · Flag
Are you kidding? They were ALL leg! That was the problem!








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