Donald Trump may have dodged the draft when his own elitist fanny could have been in harm’s way but he promises to be one mean mofo in the War on Christmas.

Apparently, Trump didn’t get the memo that the War on Christmas has already been won by fellow armchair warrior, Bill O’Reilly. But maybe when it comes to important issues like saying “Christmas” instead of “happy holidays,” this is something you can never be too vigilant about. And, of course, when you’re “the greatest representative of the Christians” like Trump it doesn’t matter if you only go to church “when I can.”

From The Daily Caller:

“There’s an assault on anything having to do with Christianity,” Trump said on Yellowhammer Radio with Cliff Sims on Friday. “They don’t want to use the word Christmas anymore at department stores.”

“There’s always lawsuits and unfortunately a lot of those lawsuits are won by the other side,” Trump said. “I will assault that. I will go so strongly against so many of the things, when they take away the word Christmas.”

Added Trump: “I go out of my way to use the word Christmas.”

Memo to Trump: Those lawsuits “won by the other side” are victorious because they are adjudged to be in violation of the First Amendment’s separation of church and state. You know, in our Constitution.

So it looks like we can add the First Amendment to the Fourteenth Amendment to the parts of the Constitution that Trump wants to do away with as part of his plan to “make America great again.”

Listen to Trump's FU brand of Christianity below, via Yellow Hammer radio.

(H/T Mediaite)

Trump caricature by DonkeyHotey