If you thought that becoming a private citizen meant that former President Barack Obama could take a vacation without being scolded by Fox News, think again.

On Friday, Corey Lewandowski told Fox News viewers that Donald Trump is the “Ernest Hemingway of Twitter.’ Tonight, Dinesh D’Souza gushed that Trump is “almost a kind of poet on Twitter.” Can “Shakespeare of Twitter” be far off?

Dear Chris Christie: It looks like you have officially lost Fox News. The rest of us get to have some fun at your expense.

The Forbes on Fox show seized on a questionable study that found Seattle’s minimum-wage hike to $15/hour is “backfiring” as an excuse to call for the abolishing of all minimum wage laws.

Pastor Robert Jeffress and Fox anchor Laura Ingle didn’t even mention Donald Trump’s violent tweet about CNN in a discussion designed to paint him as a great Christian. But when the subject of the media did come up, Jeffress suggested they deserved whatever Trump dished out.

Remember when Sean Hannity was so outraged over a Kathy Griffin photo showing a fake, bloodied head of Donald Trump? Why, that was so not-from-Dear-Leader-Trump ago! Because now that Trump has tweeted a video in which he seems to body slam CNN, Hannity thinks it's "hilarious."

We can just imagine the 24/7 poutrage on Fox News if President Barack Obama had tweeted a video of himself body slamming Fox News. But when it’s Dear Leader Donald Trump slamming CNN, Trump TV thinks it’s awesome! UPDATED

Sean Hannity can't just sit back and let his beloved Donald Trump take so much flack for crudely attacking Morning Joe hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough. So Hannity is "defending" Dear Leader by threatening the hosts.

Fox Business spent 10:39 on an interview with Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee’s demand that Donald Trump resign. She also included some not-so-veiled threats if he doesn’t. Furthermore, about half that interview was repeated on Fox News.

The Trump slobbering was so heavy on the Hannity show Friday night, I almost expected guest host Kimberly Guilfoyle to pull out a chisel and demand that everyone head to Mount Rushmore and carve his face into the rock. But Trump pal Corey Lewandowski topped everyone when he announced that President P***y Grabber is “the Ernest Hemingway of Twitter."