Fox Theorizes Obama Snubbed Networks As ‘Payback’ For Not Airing Immigration Reform Address
Today, Fox News’ first comments after President Obama’s substantive and wide-ranging year-end press conference were not about North Korea, Sony, Cuba, Keystone XL, the economy or race relations with the police. No, host Gretchen Carlson “just asked” whether Obama had not called on any of the major networks as payback for their decision not to air his immigration reform remarks.
Read moreTo Bill O’Reilly, Torture Is Part Of ‘Traditional America’
Bill O’Reilly thinks “traditional America is poised to come back.” One of those beacons of hope? The fact that “the folks solidly support” some forms of torture.
Read moreGot Irony? Elisabeth Hasselbeck Whines About 'Intolerant' Atheists!
When it comes to reproductive rights, Fox, as the mouthpiece for the radical Christian right, is fully onboard with the defunding of Planned Parenthood because, God forbid, they don't want tax dollars going to a place which offers legal abortion. But when it comes to taxpayer dollars being spent on public organizations that endorse Christianity, arguably a violation of the 1st Amendment, Fox has no problem at all. Such was the case on yesterday's Fox & Friends when professional Fox Christian (and they are legion) Elisabeth Hasselbeck expressed her displeasure with "intolerant" atheists (a key demographic on Fox's shit list) who have expressed their displeasure with a Utica, NY fire department's "Happy Birthday Jesus" sign.
Read moreSarah Palin’s Reality Show Returning With Ted Nugent
Sarah Palin’s reality television series, “Amazing America with Sarah Palin” will soon return to the small screen along with special guest Ted Nugent. Because nothing says “Amazing America” like a draft-dodging, murder-loving, racist trash talking guy like The Nuge.
Read moreTed Cruz: Obama Restored Cuba Relations Because He’s Mad At America
It was to be expected that Senator Ted Cruz would show up on Fox News to blast President Obama’s decision to normalize relations with Cuba. But Cruz' claim – that Obama did it in retaliation for the midterm elections – was even nuttier than usual for him.
Read moreMartha MacCallum Claims Billy Graham Cured 'Unbroken' Hero's PTSD!
The Golden Globe "snub" of two military themed movies has become a big f'ing deal for Fox News which has covered this faux outrage on three Fox News shows. Tuesday, the host of one of the shows, alleged news host Martha MacCallum, whined about how Unbroken, a movie about a former POW who embraced Jesus as a result of the Billy Graham crusade, was not selected for an award. She also whined that the plot ignored the hero's awesome conversion experience. Yesterday, Martha MacCallum not only continued that whine but provided a pulpit from which Billy Graham's son Franklin got to proselytize (for the second time this week), pimp a book available through his association, and say that accepting Jesus cures PTSD - a claim echoed by our erstwhile "news" anchor.
Read moreHow Much Did Fox’s MacCallum Look Before Falsely Accusing Obama Of ‘Not Saying Boo’ About Sony Terror Threat?
Fox’s Martha MacCallum used Sony’s decision not to release its film, The Interview, as an excuse to attack President Obama for not urging Americans to avoid overreacting to terror threats. Unfortunately for MacCallum’s credibility, Obama had spoken out, three hours before her live show.
Read moreBill O’Reilly Takes Two Victory Laps For ‘Single-Handedly’ Winning The War On Christmas
Armchair General Bill O’Reilly has declared victory in the War on Christmas and he takes full credit for conquering the infidels and subjugating them to his Christian spirit. However, the poll cited was not exactly the overwhelming win for shoving Nativity scenes down people’s throats Fox made it out to be.
Read moreJon Stewart Rips Hannity For Calling Jay Z A ‘Former Crack Dealer’
Jon Stewart teamed up with The Daily Show’s Jessica Williams last night to tear apart Fox’s and Sean Hannity’s attacks on Jay Z by referring to him as a “former crack dealer.”
Read moreBill O’Reilly Accuses African Americans Of Disliking America
Bill O’Reilly has transitioned from whitescolding African Americans to engaging in racial McCarthyism. Now, O’Reilly is accusing blacks who are angry about the killings of Eric Garner, Michael Brown and Trayvon Martin of being anti-American. He singled out Samuel L. Jackson for special treatment.
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