Who better to give advice on child rearing than the Jesus loving, homo hating, bachelor Fox News queen of Southern fried Christian outrage Todd Starnes! The really scary part is that his fans are as rabid as he is.

Howard Kurtz glossed over the substantive criticisms Jon Stewart leveled at Fox News over its Ferguson coverage in order to gloat over the fact that Stewart acknowledged "that time you were right."

Carly Fiorina got the Ted Cruz treatment on Fox News today – which is to say that lots of “questions” were raised about what she said is a very likely presidential candidacy. But host Chris Wallace thought she’d be so effective as a VP candidate attacking Hillary Clinton that he played what he called one of Fiorina’s “greatest hits” against Clinton and asked, “What is your basic case against Hillary Clinton?”

Sean Hannity’s fee-fees are vewy hurt by criticisms of Senator Ted Cruz. But Hannity’s not too disturbed to stoop to sleazy, unfounded rumors about Bill Clinton to use against Hillary Clinton.

The O’Reilly Factor found an excuse for two clerics to spend several minutes giving “Killing Jesus” a big thumbs up. 

Carl Bernstein had the stones to stand up for journalism and call out Fox News’ non-journalistic agenda – at an event emceed by Fox host (and birther) Heather Childers.

In the alternate reality of Fox News, offensive ethnic stereotyping is just fine and any attempt to address the offensiveness is, well, offensive. At least that was the point being made by a conservative Native American who told an affirming Brian Kilmeade that Colorado's attempt to address ethnically offensive mascots is just so silly - and offensive.

Fox News contributor John Bolton hasn’t forgotten he wants to bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran. But he seems to be gambling Americans won’t remember that he’s using the same rhetoric that lied us into the tragic, unnecessary invasion of Iraq. 

Jon Stewart gave Fox News quite a comedic shellacking last night. And while his takedown was much broader than Megyn Kelly, she may well have needed another hankie after watching it.

Sean Hannity’s pathological hatred for our democratically elected president was on full view tonight as he got together with Liz Cheney for an Iran-nuke smear session the two would almost certainly condemn if a Democrat said anything like this about a Republican president. Oh, and a hilarious bout of amnesia over the role that Daddy Dick Cheney played in empowering Iran in the first place.