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Anna Kooiman Gushes Over Light Effect Resembling Jesus' Cross

Posted by Priscilla -25.80pc on January 17, 2016 · Flag

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In a Fox News iteration of the old Jesus' face in the piece of toast, Fox & Friends' Anna Kooiman waxed positively orgasmic over a photo in which a trick of the light looks like Jesus' cross. Seriously. Not kidding.

The segment began with the patented Fox & Friends "Keeping the Faith" logo displayed while heavenly choirs crooned in the background. Kooiman was filled with Christian enthusiasm as she reported on a photo in which light beams crossed which, to your average Christian Fox host and viewer, is surely a sign from above. She reported that a Michigan women "caught a glimpse of God's handiwork in an amazing photo" that, according to Kooiman, went viral after the photographer posted it on-line. Kooiman showed the photo in which the play of light, through clouds, creates a cross pattern.

Kooiman then tossed to photographer, Michelle Loraff, who noted that she didn't see the cross when she took the picture of the sunrise. The banner: "Breathtaking Image, Clouds Form Cross as Sunlight Shines Through." Loraff said that she showed the photo to her local weather station and the rest is history. Kooiman followed up with a comment about how, when people see the photo, they say "God is real, thank you for helping to renew my faith, all kinds of very inspirational messages" from a photo which, according to Kooiman, shows "great love from the inside out." The banner: "A Glimpse of God's Glory."

After Kooiman continued to gush over the awesomeness of the photo, she asserted that it "renewed my faith."

So the inner workings of a camera are actually God's handiwork?! Who knew? Obviously Anna Kooiman and the very Christian Fox & Friends!

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Peter Lovegrove commented 2016-02-29 08:38:32 -0500 · Flag
@ Joe West

Even though the crescent moon existed LONG before that filthy grub Mohammed stole it !!

But we won’t let FACTS like that get in the way of a typical bigoted rant….. hey Joe ??

I just know you’ll enjoy this Joe, & all sundry warped minds like yours:

PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS:
www.proofthatgodexists.org
Warp Resident commented 2016-01-19 15:19:08 -0500 · Flag
Why does God spend his time making up these stunts, rather than ending world suffering?
Joseph West commented 2016-01-18 01:54:40 -0500 · Flag
Well, I guess God needs to get busy to show His “Chosen People” that He hasn’t forgotten them. We don’t really get to see too many “Magen David” (Star/Shield of David) being formed by tricks of light or natural phenomenon.

And, I’d just LOOOOOOVE to ask Ms Kooiman if this little bit of “God’s handiwork” might not be just a bit underwhelming. I mean, every month, “God’s handiwork” can be seen just by looking up at a clear night sky. It’s commonly called a “crescent moon”—you know, one of the symbols of Islam. Maybe God just like the Muslims better.
John McKee commented 2016-01-18 00:30:10 -0500 · Flag
Take them all now, sweet Jesus. I don’t think I can wait for the Rapture to relieve us of the tedium and puke-making brought to us by your fan club.








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