As the place where "you can bash Islam with impunity," it wasn't surprising that various Fox personalities attacked Bowe Bergdahl's father for - wait for it - looking like a Muslim. Yes indeed, on the same network which proclaimed that Santa and Jesus were white, Bill O'Reilly was "insulted" by Bob Bergdahl who had the audacity to learn the treasonous "language of the Taliban" (Pashtun, a major language group in Afghanistan) and resemble a Muslim because - facial hair! Brian Kilmeade focused on that suspicious facial hair when, in suggesting that Mr. Bergdahl wants to look like the Taliban, he asked why Mr. Bergdahl hasn't shaved, now that his son has been released. Last night, Jon Stewart adroitly pointed out how, for Fox News, not all hair is created equal!

Stewart quoted Kilmeade who, on Tuesday's Fox & Friends said this:

"He says he was growing his beard because his son was in captivity. Well, your son's out now. So if you really don't want to no longer look like a member of the Taliban, you don't have to look like a member of the Taliban. Are you out of razors?"

Stewart's riposte:

"Well, that got ugly pretty fast! First of all, who the fuck are you to judge what a guy does if he thinks it might help him get his son back? And I don't want to complicate your hatred of facial hair there, friend, but my guess is if you gave Bob Bergdahl a bandana and a duck, you'd like him just fucking fine."

The Duck Dynasty guys all have beards. Muslim terrorists have beards. Is Fox News palling around with terrorists? Oh, noooo.......