File under the cry me a river category Bill O'Reilly's latest bit of umbrage over Chris Christie's refusal to appear on The Factor. Poor Bill just can't understand why Christie won't kiss Bill's ass ring. As reported by Politico, O'Reilly said, on CBS, that Christie "won’t submit to an interview with me." O'Reilly claimed that he's never seen Christie discuss policy, "under the spotlight," and cautioned Christie that "he’s going to have to get under it, whether it’s me or somebody else, but he has not come in.” Awww, poor Bill. Here's a tip for you, Bill - Christie, a man who doesn't suffer fools gladly, doesn't want to appear on your show. Man up and deal with it!
BTW, the word "submit" is, IMHO, a real revelation of O'Reilly's world view - one which probably factored (!?) into his nasty divorce. But it would be interesting if Christie did go on the Factor as his ego might actually be bigger than O'Reilly's. And O'Reilly doesn't take rejection lightly, so one wonders if O'Reilly will trash Christie as he does with others who don't bow down to the great and powerful Bill!?
“Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I’ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
‘Cause I’m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I’m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I’ve got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I’ve never used a phone booth
And I’ve never seen my toes
When I’m going to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don’t you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who’s fat…"
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