While he loves Jesus, Fox News' resident homophobe and shit stirrer Todd Starnes is just full to bursting his Southern fried arteries with hatred for the POTUS. He is particularly incensed about the president's desire to strike at Syria after chemical weapons were used on men, women, and children. Given that the Christian bachelor Starnes is adamantly "pro-life," you'd think that he would be upset about the kids who got gassed. Think again. Like so many of his fellow anti-choicers who care more about fetuses than those who have passed the birth canal and who really hate the pro-choice President (who is BTW a "friend" of Al Qaeda), Toddles makes the bizarre and offensive comparison of the gassed children to abortion. Recently, he tweeted that what goes on in Planned Parenthood is worse than the gas attack. And in his desperation to smear Obama, in another bizarre and offensive tweet, he said, "American babies had their spines severed with a pair of scissors -- and Obama did nothing." WTF???!!!!

So, uh, was Obama supposed to bomb Philadelphia? 

Uh, Kelli K, no he didn't say that. But Jesus says that it's not a lie if you believe it. Right?