Fox News contributor, columnist, radio show host and Jesus BFF Todd Starnes has, as demonstrated by his on-air and Twitter commentary, some really *nasty racist and homophobic views. Yet he appears to think of himself as just a cute and cuddly paragon of sweet, Southern congeniality, as evidenced by the nickname that he uses, when, on Facebook, he refers to himself in the third person; i.e. "Toddles." And interestingly, in any Google listing of his columns, the authorship is not attributed to Todd Starnes, but, rather "Toddles." Other Fox writers have just the title of their column, under which appears "Fox News" and no authorship at all - unlike the very special Toddles (One word name, like Cher!) "Toddles"- such a cute and cuddly nickname for such a cute and cuddly guy - ya think?!
I like how ducks eat on water – ass up! And the beard is icing on the …
It’s okay, Todd. Really!
You can be honest with yourself and ‘come out’….we’ll still love you.
Your side? Not so much.