Culture warrior extraordinaire, Paula Deen supporter, and Fox News writer, radio host, and TV commentator Todd Starnes is always on the lookout for examples of how the insidious "gay agenda" is out to destroy truth, justice, and the Christian American way, such as when SCOTUS recently "overruled God." And that's why, I'm sure, the Jesus loving, homo hating Starnes is always on the lookout for examples of this licentiousness at gay pride parades on which he seems to have an odd fixation. Last year, he tweeted about the male thongs and leather chaps seen at a NY pride parade. This year, he tweeted his sympathy for NY tourists who were exposed to this degeneracy which included, OMG, a giant burrito being ridden by one of those evil Christian seducing, Jesus hating, "sodomites," (in the parlance of Starnes' pals) and, pass Todd his fan because I do believe he's about to pass out, "foreskin activists." Jesus wept!

In checking out gay decadence, at last year's Brooklyn Pride Parade, Starnes seemed to have contracted a serious case of the vapors about the thongs and chaps which he just - uh - happened to notice. And while we don't know if he actually attended this year's NYC pride parade, he did provide his Twitter fans with some information about the parade which he found stimulating offensive.

On June 30th, his first tweet expressed sympathy for New York tourists who would be exposed to the sheer depravity of the annual NY pride parade. But Twitter being what it is, he didn't have the space with which to express his indignation. Rather he linked to an article about how a group which opposes circumcision would be at the parade. The article had photos of a man who was exposing themselves at a Vancouver pride parade.

According to the bottomless guy, he had announced what he was going to do via news releases and did it in front of Vancouver police. But obviously Starnes wanted his twerps (I don't know if that's the correct term but it sounds right) to think that this kind of behavior is typical gay behavior and representative of what transpires at gay pride parades. I don't think that the NY police would be as mellow as the Canadians; but I don't think they needed to take action because there are no press reports of full or semi-frontal nudity at the NY parade. 

Starnes' second tweet was a link to a photo of "a gentleman mounting a giant Chipotle burrito." The burrito was part of the float sponsored by the gay friendly Chipotle restaurant chain which serves burritos. Sometimes a burrito is just a burrito but did Starnes see something more phallic?  

I do hope that Starnes' fans appreciate his effort at combating the "gay agenda." It must be so difficult for such a good Christian man (Hey ladies, he's still available) to ferret out this filth! Imagine, somebody "mounting"  a giant burrito. Hopefully, some nice sweet tea and appropriate bible reading was enough to get Starnes through the horror of it all...!!!