As a loofah loving macho man, it's no surprise that Bill O'Reilly and his male "comedy" posse (Miller, Carolla, Gutfeld, McGuirk) are true soul brothas. Whenever Bill and his boys get together in Bill's TV locker room, there's a strong stench of testosterone and sound of towel snapping as the guys talk about cool stuff that includes denigrating liberal women like Sandra Fluke - or, as Miller refers to them, "babes," "chicks," and "gals." Such was the case during last week's "Miller Time" when O'Reilly and Dennis Miller got all giggly about Bill's latest obsession - topless "nuns." These bogus brides of Christ are Ukrainian women who protest at various venues wearing nun headgear while topless. The locker room humor, which included Dennis Miller's comparison of the "nuns" to Sandra Fluke, also included patented O'Reilly voyeuristic video. Ah, don't ya love the smell of testosterone in the evening!
The "topless nuns" first appeared on O'Reilly's radar in December when the women, part of a Ukrainian protest group (Femen), were protesting at an anti-gay marriage march in Paris and got into a bit of a dust up with French Catholics. Bill used the incident to paint the entire gay marriage movement as a bunch of violent street thugs and an example of how that evil gay agenda is, according to traditionalist Bill, trying to destroy nice "traditional" values. Naturally, Bill included footage of the nuns with their relevant body parts blurred.
In January, when the "nuns" protested, in Vatican City, the Catholic Church's opposition to gay marriage, Bill used the occasion to whine again about how the re-election of the president has "emboldened" gay marriage advocates to say that the culture war as gone "world-wide" and, as such, Bill's "folks" needed to get to the ballot box to defeat this "libertine" (LOL, this from a guy who was sued for sexual harassment!) agenda. He warned that if the forces of might and right don't take action, our country is "heading for disaster."
The nuns appeared on last week's "Miller Time." But instead of using them as a visual aid for a lesson on moral decadence, Bill was a bit more jocular. Laughing, he asked if Dennis Miller remembered the "Ukrainian topless women who yelled at the Pope?" Miller asked it was the "chick" who taught O'Reilly grammar. (The well endowed Marina Orlova who did "hot for words.") Bill, Dennis, and the crew broke up in laughter. O'Reilly explained that these "nuns" protested at the recent Davos Summit.
Footage of the "nuns" was played as O'Reilly said that "the word that comes to mind [is] frostbite. This is cold." Miller guffawed and, obviously referring the women's breasts, asked if they were "stalactites or stalagmites." Bill guffawed as Miller joked that "climate change is blurring breasts...Al Gore predicted this, blurry breasts, it's finally happened - "THANK GOD SANDRA FLUKE SPARED US THIS, THANK GOD SANDRA FLUKE SPARED US FROM THIS." This was followed by more jocularity about yodeling and how Julie Andrews would be appalled.
In the last part of the segment, there was more joking about a Harris Poll ranking of TV personalities. Jon Stewart was third and Bill, sixth. The humor, about how O'Reilly was "sandwiched" between Jim Carsons and Anderson Cooper (both gay), had some rather gay themed double entendres.
I thought that once guys got into high school, they moved beyond "naked titty" humor. Good grief! This two schmos make Beavis & Butthead look like Rhodes Scholars!
BTW, if you want to see Bill O'Reilly with a real naked woman, here it is.