Bill O'Reilly's Mandatory Residential Open Door Policy

Be thankful that you are not Bill O'Reilly's 13 year old daughter. Bill's latest column, about the travails of a dad (obviously Bill) who is attempting to deal with a 13 year old girl, is an occasionally amusing; but, as with anything else connected to O'Reilly, is more than vaguely discomforting. His latest missive details his frustration with a daughter who enjoys all the things that normal 13 year old girls do - like Glee and Harry Potter. So rather than letting the poor kid enjoy being a teen, he has established rules of conduct which include the requirement that the girl learn history so that, I guess, she can participate in highly stimulating intellectual discussions with her father. But what strikes me as troubling is the rule that that "no door in the house is closed unless there is a dressing situation" in order to "discourage Internet chicanery and encourage lively conversation." The girl, who is smart enough to recognize that her dad has no social skills, is annoyed. And that's understandable because other than "dressing situations," she's not allowed any privacy. Ick?

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commented 2012-05-27 22:21:11 -0400 · Flag

At 63 years old Billdo is is a grandparent to his 13 year old. He has an 8 year old son also. I have the impression Billdo did not really look forward to children (too busy looking at himself in the mirror of warped Fux media), so maybe some fertility clinic was utilized. I hope that’s the case, Billdo should be the end of the line for his kind.

commented 2012-05-27 12:06:23 -0400 · Flag

Bile with his extremely creepy ideas about sex and women in general is going to have a super rough time when his thirteen year old starts butting heads with him.personally I would rather die then be his daughter because until the day that he tucks her into a marriage with the man he approves of the girl’s life is going to be “Hell”.I’m convinced there will be lots of press in the future about the O’Reillys and it wont be the kind he will enjoy.

commented 2012-05-26 22:02:34 -0400 · Flag

BTW,
http://www.bradenton.com/2012/05/26/4052934/bill-oreilly-are-teenagers-really.html

You can actually post comments! I’m just saying’…

commented 2012-05-26 21:57:16 -0400 · Flag

Truman, we can only hope so. Also while he was writing his porn novel.

commented 2012-05-26 14:18:25 -0400 · Flag

@Barbara S. Excellent question. Did Bildo close the door while he was masturbating and sexually harassing Andrea Mackris with explicit phone sex?

commented 2012-05-26 12:33:24 -0400 · Flag

What about loofah or falafel situation? Can the door be shut then?

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Bill O'Reilly's Mandatory Residential Open Door Policy