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OMG, Steve Doocy Is Working On Good Friday

Posted by Priscilla -25.80pc on April 06, 2012 · Flag

Steve Doocy is a very devout Catholic who was chagrined and appalled by Stony Brook University's decision to no longer cancel classes on Good Friday. He suggested that parents advise their children against attending Stony Brook because of this policy which, according to Steve, interferes with religious duties on this Christian holy day. Given Doocy's religious fervor, one would expect that Doocy's posterior would be affixed to a church pew on Good Friday as opposed to the curvy couch on the set of Fox & Friends. Thus, I was stunned and amazed when I did some morning channel surfing and found Steve Doocy doing his usual wall of genius thing on this morning's Fox & Friends. What is responsible for this calumny - or is it blasphemy!

I am shocked, shocked I tell you that Steve Doocy isn't committing his Good Friday to the religious observance that he claims Stony Brook is denying to its students. Is this a case of Steve not practicing what he preaches? Has he become an apostate?  Is he really a good Catholic or does he just play one on TV?

Or is there something more sinister?  Could it be that devout Christian Roger Ailes doesn't give his Christian employees the day off? Surely he could use non-Christian employees to fill in...Oh wait, there are only three that I can think of. (Geraldo Rivera, Chris Wallace, and Jamie Colby). If Ailes doesn't allow his Christian employees the day off, this is clearly a case of Christian persecution and should be addressed on Fox & Friends! Ya think?

Steve, Jesus is weeping!

 

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Aria Prescott commented 2012-04-06 17:16:06 -0400 · Flag
Guys, be fair- violating religious practice is ok when it’s for money. God told them so when he appeared in the form of Ronald Reagan and got elected president.
Janet Tuhey commented 2012-04-06 13:24:05 -0400 · Flag
Since there is no way in hell I’m going to watch any of the crap Fux produces (I like to keep my brain as unpolluted as possible) I wonder if Douche spent the entire 3 hours proselytizing.
truman commented 2012-04-06 11:37:57 -0400 · Flag
Did Pope Rupert I grant Daddy Douchebag a special dispensation so he could work on Good Friday?
doors17 commented 2012-04-06 11:02:13 -0400 · Flag
Obviously Doocy wants to make sure he’s in the front of the line when he goes to hell.
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