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Fox News Website Asks If Tebow Performed "Miracle of 'Biblical' Proportion

Posted by Priscilla -25.80pc on January 09, 2012 · Flag

Posted on Fox News.com this morning and still a second tier lede.  Seems that Tebow's 316 yards matches his favorite bible quote, John 3:16, about God giving the world his only son. OMG, that proves it. Tim Tebow is God's other son! 

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Seriously, do people actually believe this - uh - stuff? 

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Antoinette commented 2012-01-10 02:47:40 -0500 · Flag
There’s something about Tim Tebow that doesn’t sit well with us.

We had the same feeling when Saint Carrie Prejean kept saying that she was a christian and played the role as a conservative christian who didn’t believe in same-sex marriage. Later we find out that she was a amateur porn filmmaker. She dropped out of sight when she was exposed as a fraud.

We don’t believe Tebow is a saint. What hides in the dark always, always comes to light.
Kent Brockman commented 2012-01-09 23:33:55 -0500 · Flag
Fux Nuze sez

Wrinkles on Rupert’s organ show route to Middle Earth!
Lakeview Greg commented 2012-01-09 18:06:47 -0500 · Flag
@Rick,
You do realize you are making the master of the metaphor, the duke of diction, the prince of platitudes, the sultan of the simile, and the baron of bombastic banter, Chet Coppick, cringe?
doors17 commented 2012-01-09 17:03:25 -0500 · Flag
Rick Patel, I would love to hear Porky Pig repeat what you just wrote.
Rick Patel commented 2012-01-09 16:25:43 -0500 · Flag
Towering Tim Tebow smacks down Rapelisberger & sappy Steelers. Loud, lachrymose, lugubrious lamentations from liberal losers.
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Fox News Website Asks If Tebow Performed "Miracle of 'Biblical' Proportion
Lakeview Greg commented 2012-01-09 15:30:10 -0500 · Flag
Well, in all honestly, when he got compared to the wonderfully mediocre Bobby Douglas I had a laughing attack of biblical proportions.
Aria Prescott commented 2012-01-09 15:26:47 -0500 · Flag
Last night, I got told that Tebow is making so many people miserable that he’s single-handedly killing the NFL. Naturally, this is an embellishment, but let’s look at why it’s not much of one:

Is Tebow and his fanbase making watching football a miserable experience for you? How many people do you know that his overblown coverage isn’t (at the very least) annoying the hell out of them?

The NFL’s ratings have been down 15% since the New Year, and Tebow is cited as more of a reason than everything else people are annoyed with combined. If the Broncos go to the Super Bowl, the sheer holy rolling with assure it low ratings, especially if the ratings drop further between now and then.

Then again, if NBC was concerned about that, would they really have booked Madonna for the halftime act? Seriously… Madonna? She hasn’t been good live since “Ray of Light”.
doors17 commented 2012-01-09 15:18:03 -0500 · Flag
If they want to play a numbers game, let’s play one. F is the sixth letter of the alphabet, O is the 15th, and X is the 24th. Now allow me to turn your attention to the chalkboard, and let’s do the math.

F = 6
O = 15 = 1+5 = 6
X = 24 = 2+4 = 6

FOX = 666
Lakeview Greg commented 2012-01-09 15:15:55 -0500 · Flag
Jesus wept.
truman commented 2012-01-09 15:12:08 -0500 · Flag
@count istvan. Right on Count! Saint Timmy of Teebow should give a prayer of thanks to Ike Taylor and Co.








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