Posted on Fox News.com this morning and still a second tier lede. Seems that Tebow's 316 yards matches his favorite bible quote, John 3:16, about God giving the world his only son. OMG, that proves it. Tim Tebow is God's other son!
Seriously, do people actually believe this - uh - stuff?
We had the same feeling when Saint Carrie Prejean kept saying that she was a christian and played the role as a conservative christian who didn’t believe in same-sex marriage. Later we find out that she was a amateur porn filmmaker. She dropped out of sight when she was exposed as a fraud.
We don’t believe Tebow is a saint. What hides in the dark always, always comes to light.
Wrinkles on Rupert’s organ show route to Middle Earth!
You do realize you are making the master of the metaphor, the duke of diction, the prince of platitudes, the sultan of the simile, and the baron of bombastic banter, Chet Coppick, cringe?
Is Tebow and his fanbase making watching football a miserable experience for you? How many people do you know that his overblown coverage isn’t (at the very least) annoying the hell out of them?
The NFL’s ratings have been down 15% since the New Year, and Tebow is cited as more of a reason than everything else people are annoyed with combined. If the Broncos go to the Super Bowl, the sheer holy rolling with assure it low ratings, especially if the ratings drop further between now and then.
Then again, if NBC was concerned about that, would they really have booked Madonna for the halftime act? Seriously… Madonna? She hasn’t been good live since “Ray of Light”.
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O = 15 = 1+5 = 6
X = 24 = 2+4 = 6
FOX = 666