truman commented on Jon Stewart Hilariously Mocks Sen. Lindsey Graham's ISIS Hysteria 2014-09-16 16:07:57 -0400
Ms. Lindsey Graham never saw a crisis which couldn’t be exacerbated by a pitched fit of hysteria. Ms. Lindsey is the softer, more feminine version of Gramps McDepends.
truman commented on Fox Reports 160 Airstrikes Against ISIS Even As It Accuses Obama Of Not Taking Action Against ISIS 2014-09-16 11:39:21 -0400
Whatever our President does to clean up the Iraqi cesspool that Dumbya Bush and Five-deferment Cheney created, Fux Noise—-led by Talking Toilet Brush Bolton—- will endlessly criticize it for being too late, too early, too little, too much and/or all of the above.
truman commented on Palin Family Takes No Personal Responsibility For Drunken Brawl 2014-09-15 21:52:25 -0400
The Whore of Babble-On is trying to figure out a way to blame President Obama for her family’s drunken brawl.
truman commented on Megyn Kelly’s Patsy In Her War On Academia: Ward Churchill 2014-09-15 19:59:28 -0400
Ward would be more credible if he stopped parting his hair in the middle. Looks like some overage stoner.
truman commented on Fox & Friends Sees Conspiracy In School Meatless Monday Meal 2014-09-15 13:57:39 -0400
@joseph West. Memories. I also recall from my public school days that Friday was always fish stick lunch day. Had Fux Noise been around then, I am certain that Daddy Douchebag (devout Catholic that he is) would have found nothing wrong with denying good Protestant kids their daily quotient of beef or chicken.
truman commented on Mike Huckabee Wants Us To Fight 'Ungodly' Court Decisions 2014-09-15 12:16:49 -0400
When will Gomer the Huckster’s God tell him to behead a few of those liberal loon judges who believe in equal rights and are pro-choice?
truman commented on Sen. Lindsey Graham’s Head Explodes Over ISIS: Obama May Get Us ‘All…Killed Back Here’ 2014-09-14 17:53:22 -0400
“Glory be” gasped Ms. Graham. “All this talk about muscular young men fighting wars has given me a case of the vapors. Fetch my smelling salts and my fan.”
truman commented on Todd Starnes Says Same Sex Marriage Will Lead To Man-Dog Marriage 2014-09-14 12:33:47 -0400
Single Christian ladies shouldn’t wait around for Turdles to call. Some say that Turdles has a “thing” for juice blenders. I now pronounce you Man? & Orange Smoothie.