Some say that the last time a Catholic male proned himself like Hemmer did for Fats Dolan, he was wearing an altar boy vestment.

Top 10 reasons not to watch Fux Noise.
10. Bildo
9. Ms. Maglalang
8. Kneel Craputo
7. Greta Van Suckup
6. All of the five at 5.
5. Toe-sucking Dick Morris
4. Screech Ingraham
3. D-List Dennis Miller
2. mAnn Coulter
1. KKKlannity

Walker is an obedient tool of the Kochsucker brothers. His goal is the destruction of public services and public employees.

If he is allowed to continue in office, Wisconsin will become the Mississippi of the North.

The mixture of religion and government is a toxic mix, particularly when in the chubby hands of hacks like Fats Dolan and Jabba T. Ailes.

@visitor55. Good reminder. Greta Van Suckup’s faux outrage is only triggered by slights against Repug-Teabagger women like Snow Snooki. However, vile death threats against Democrats like Nancy Pelosi just don’t warrant a twitch from Van Suckup’s botox brow.

Bogus birtherism is closed only until the next wingnut raises it yet again. Then Bret and Fux Noise will prominently report and comment on it.

In the meantime, Fux Noise will focus on questions concerning the President’s secret Muslim faith.

@RL. I agree. When President Obama concludes his second successful term in office in January 2017, KKKlannity will still be counting on his pudgy fingers while endlessly spewing out “Reverend Wright, Bill Ayres, Louis Farrakhan, Father Pfleger, Bernadette Dorn”.

@kevinkoster. Excellent points. Unfortunately, facts are not a valued commodity at Faux Noise, particularly when some hack like Van Suckup is on smear crusade.

Crazy conspiracy theories with no factual support that ultimately smear President Obama. Glenn Becktard would be proud of his buddy Bildo.

Dear KKKlannity:

Bawk Bawk Bawk Bawk.

Sincerely,
Truman

When KKKlannity and Snow Snooki appear together on the split screen, the cumulative stupidity is palpable.

Jesus Christ Superstar? When egotistical Bildo is in the house, there is only one real Superstar and it ain’t Jeebus.

“Are real American voters justly concerned about Obama’s Muslim religion?” Heather Childs hosts a fair&balanced Fux Noise panel of mAnn Coulter, Michelle Malkin and Donald tRump.

Jabba T. Ailes presented as a credible journalist? ROFLMAO!!!

Etch-A-Sketch won’t dirty his well-manicured fingers by slinging vile, race-baiting filth. However, his surrogates like The Combover and his Super PACs like the Kochsucker Brothers will gladly shovel it for him. And of course Fux Noise, particularly KKKlannity, will regurgitate it all 24/7 until November.

Is Father Spanky just as theatrically hysterical when his brethren pedophile priests bugger altar boys?

It does take a special type of asshole like KKKlannity to defend the incredibly wealthy and even more incredibly evil Kochsucker Brothers.

@visitor 55. Exactly on point. Triggerfinger Zimmerman was explicitly told by the 911 dispatcher to back off and let the police handle it. He ignored that order. He deliberately stalked Trayvon, provoked a confrontation, and then shot and killed him. Trayvon’s only offense was being Black while walking.

Retchin rants about the federal mandate that health care plans offer birth control. She rages against public education programs like HeadStart. But then she pretends to lament the plethora of kids living in poverty with a single parent.

Wrinkled Rupert: “News Corporation remains firmly committed to our publishing businesses…” Translation: I’m dumping these newspapers and terminating my employees as soon as I can find a suitable sucker.