truman commented on Fox’s Jesse Watters Got Into Scuffle With Huffington Post’s Ryan Grim If Jesse stole my cell phone, he would be wearing it inside one of his body orifices.
truman commented on Fox News Wasted No Time Attacking Larry Wilmore And President Obama At WHCA Dinner Our President got more genuine laughs in that one speech last night than Greg Gutfart or D-List Dennis Miller have received in the last decade on Fux Noise.
truman commented on Bobby Knight: A Vote For Trump Is Like A Vote For George Washington Long Dong Donald has a lot of GOPiggy Presidential traits: corruption of Warren Harding, paranoia of Richard Nixon, intellectual shallowness of Ronnie Raygun and the pure dumbness of George W. Bush.
truman commented on Bill O’Reilly Commiserates With Donald Trump About ‘Out Of Control’ Accusations Of Racism And Sexism Bildo’s RX to get those out-of-control women back in line: drag them down the stairs by their neck.
truman commented on Donald Trump Doesn’t Know We Invaded Iraq After We Invaded Afghanistan Long Dong Donald is a big picture sort of guy. Can’t get bogged down in details of when and where to invade some Muslim country. Let some apprentice take care of that.
truman commented on Meghan McCain Loves Carly Fiorina Because She ‘Rips Out’ Hillary Clinton’s ‘Jugular And Serves It To Me On A Plate’ Choosing a patently unqualified woman as VP always sends a tingle up the legs of the McDepends family.
truman commented on Has Megyn Kelly Started To Pull Her Punches Against Donald Trump? Until Long Dong Donald becomes the GOPiggy nominee, Blackroots Barbie Kelly can pretend to be a news reporter who asks tough questions. Once LDD is the nominee, Blackroots Barbie will line up with the rest of the Fux Noise hacks (Bildo, KKKlannity, Van Suckup, etc) to give him endless BJs.
truman commented on Brian Kilmeade's Outrage Over $20 Bill Change Whitewashes Andrew Jackson's Genocidal History Crystal may not be right, but she is always white.
truman commented on Huckabee: It’s ‘An Insult To Women’ For Clinton To Promise 50% Women In Her Cabinet 2016-04-27 09:13:03 -0400
President Gomer the Huckster’s Cabinet would reflect the America he knows: a bunch of old, fat white guys.
truman commented on Outrageous Fox News Quote Of The Week Poll: April 17-23, 2016 Milwaukee’s finest…Sheriff Clarke. He belongs in the TV Sheriff Hall of Fame along with Roscoe P. Coltrane and Barney Fife.