Fox's Stuart Varney visited Fox Business' Imus in the Morning today where they debated the importance of the so-called War on Christmas. As Imus said he thought it was "absurd," Varney relayed - in a voice filled with outrage - the awful experience of donating some money to a Salvation Army worker on the street (they collect money every year around this time in New York) and getting a response of "Happy Holidays." Say it ain't so, Stu!
Imus nicely smacked down Varney's outrage, pointing out that there are real problems to be upset about, such as people on Long Island, Staten Island in in New Jersey still suffering from the impact of Hurricane Sandy.
But Varney was adamant about the importance of this indignity!
The Salvation Army has been infiltrated and corrupted by the ebeeel secularists!
Alert Billdo El Philanderer!
He must save the Salvation Army philosophers!