Fox's Stuart Varney visited Fox Business' Imus in the Morning today where they debated the importance of the so-called War on Christmas. As Imus said he thought it was "absurd," Varney relayed - in a voice filled with outrage - the awful experience of donating some money to a Salvation Army worker on the street (they collect money every year around this time in New York) and getting a response of "Happy Holidays." Say it ain't so, Stu!
Imus nicely smacked down Varney's outrage, pointing out that there are real problems to be upset about, such as people on Long Island, Staten Island in in New Jersey still suffering from the impact of Hurricane Sandy.
But Varney was adamant about the importance of this indignity!
What I think this Salvation Army worker (who is ringing a f@#kin bell to beg for money to feed and cloth the homeless and needy in this country because rich bastards, like yourself, absolutely refuse to pay a couple of bucks in extra taxes to help others. I think it goes “Jesus helps those who help themselves..” and God knows people like you bastards helped yourselves to EVERYTHING. I’m sure your “Savior” would be proud of you, who by the way seems to be on vacation, maybe he took some of that extra SuperPac money from the last Election and is hanging out on a beach in Brazil looking at beautifully tanned tits)..but I digress.. well what this person, who is working for free in order to raise cash to help out people that @ssholes like you choose to call freeloaders, should have said is “Happy Chanukah” since that is the ‘HOLIDAY’ being celebrated today. Christmas is 2 weeks away and unless you say ‘Happy Birthday’ to people, starting 2 weeks before their B’days…well than S.T.F.U. Maybe when you handed him/her the 2 bucks, in order to make yourself feel as though you have done ALL you can to feed and cloth the poor and walked away self gratified, you should have unzipped your pants and shown him you weren’t Circumcised!
THAN he/she would have responded with the appropriate greeting.
P.S. Remember, Varney, to save the receipt so you can write it off on your taxes as “No good deed goes unwriteoffable.”
P.S.S Sorry to all of you for the rant and all the commas, but the depth of this jackasses stupidity required many levels of explanation.
The Salvation Army has been infiltrated and corrupted by the ebeeel secularists!
Alert Billdo El Philanderer!
He must save the Salvation Army philosophers!
Hope you gave him a righteous beatdown in response, Stu . . .
SA may not think much of you or your beliefs but they know they can get more coin with honey than with vinegar. Too bad the business guru Varney cannot grasp that.