Sarah Palin will have her own television show again. Starting in April 2014, the Sportsman Channel will air Amazing America with Sarah Palin. The show promises that Palin will take viewers to "red, wild and blue America."
From the Sportsman Channel press release:
Amazing America with Sarah Palin is an anthology of stories that explore some of the most original, interesting – and sometimes inspiring – people, places and pastimes connected to America’s outdoors lifestyle. Governor Palin takes viewers coast-to-coast into what Sportsman Channel calls “Red, Wild and Blue America” – where the American Spirit and the Great Outdoors are celebrated in equal measure. From everyday people to business leaders and celebrities; in cities, suburbs and towns; the leader of the “Status Go” movement – Palin – will find the stories of people and places that share and reflect her passion for what makes America the great, amazing nation that it is.
“Governor Palin is one of America’s most popular leaders,whose powerful love of country and passion for the great outdoors is inspiring to millions and millions of people,” said Gavin Harvey, CEO of Sportsman Channel. “As a sportswoman, humanitarian, and patriot who has visited every corner of the USA, there is no one more qualified to host Amazing America than Sarah Palin.”
Um, actually Palin hasn't been an American leader since she quit her job as governor of Alaska in the middle of her term. And as for that "most popular" claim? That's not really true, either, unless the only opinions counted belong to Republicans. In the most recent poll listed in Polling Report, she had a 34% favorability (Republicans give her higher marks). If that makes her super popular, then Barack Obama, with a 46% favorability rating, must really be a rock star. Then again, this is the network with an NRA talk show and a series featuring Ted Nugent.
You may recall that Palin previously had a reality show on TLC a few years ago. It was canceled after one season.
Dad: That’s our neighbor’s dog princess.
Sarah: Looks wild ta me! Hand me a gun that don’t kick dad!
Dad: I keep tellin’ ya, they all kick, one way or another.
Sarah: The window’s frozen!
Dad: Open the door princess.
Sarah: Dad! You tryna get me mauled?!
Dad: Let me try … there! Window’s open! Ya godda press the window button princess, not the lock button!
Sarah: Oh hush! Dad! Git yer shoulder outta the way, I kent swing this thing round fer a good aim!
Dad: Oh Hell!!! I’m callin’ in the ‘copter princess! Yer not cut out for this woodsman’s stuff!
Palin is a poor excuse for a mother. She prefers to be in the spotlight than be with her family.
She’s not the brightest flashlight in the drawer. Her ramblings never make sense. We are surprised she graduated from high school.
Her new show will bomb.
Will her dad be around to load and sight her rifle like he did in her last show?
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