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Kent Brockman

Kent Brockman commented on Tavis Smiley Defuses Bill O’Reilly’s Loaded Interview about “Race-Based” Virginia Assault 2012-05-05 13:52:51 -0400 · Flag
Killer O’Reilly Sez

Now in this interview I’m gonna tellya what I wanna hear from you, essentially echoing my Hate Points, so play along … OR ELSE!!!

Kent Brockman commented on Ruh-Roh! Jehmu Greene Calls Tucker Carlson A “Bow-Tying White Boy” 2012-05-05 01:42:16 -0400 · Flag
- Bill O’Reilly suggested that she, like other African Americans, had been brainwashed into voting Democratic because of entitlements. -

You mean the “White Christian Male Power Structure” O’Reilly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_SKy9mVg8M

Kent Brockman commented on Fox Nation Calls Obama Slogan Socialist 2012-05-03 11:43:31 -0400 · Flag
“Forward” is commie because it is at odds with the ideal world of all RWers expressed by either of the following:

1) Stagnant
2) Backwards

Kent Brockman commented on Neil Cavuto Stands With The One Percent 2012-05-02 23:23:24 -0400 · Flag
Craputo should remember that when a certain 1% ruled England something called The Declaration of Independence “broke out”.

Kent Brockman commented on Rupert Murdoch Found "Not Fit" To Run News Corp.; Fox Broadcast Licenses Targeted In The U.S. 2012-05-02 23:19:44 -0400 · Flag
Like Conrad Black, Rupert has never been fit to lead a media corporation in any democratic nation. The “above the law” attitude displayed would be welcomed by Stalin though.

Kent Brockman commented on Megyn Kelly's Promotion Of Bishops Religious Liberty Agenda IgnoresTheir Criticism Of GOP Policies 2012-05-02 07:56:05 -0400 · Flag
Vatican Sez

You may Live in USA but you will act as if in Rome.

Kent Brockman commented on What Happened To Jesse Watters' Video Of Van Jones? 2012-05-01 17:18:33 -0400 · Flag
Today On Fux Nuze

We know what to do. Just say we have “evidence” and never worry to show it. Our viewers have more claws than brains.

Kent Brockman commented on Bashing Obama More Important Than His Afghanistan Visit To Fox News 2012-05-01 17:15:51 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze Sez

Not one of us has Served, not one of us has Courage. We just Hate Most Americans. That’s Our Gig.

Kent Brockman commented on Greta Van Susteren Presents Donald Trump As Terror Expert To Denigrate Obama’s Role In Killing Of Bin Laden 2012-05-01 17:13:10 -0400 · Flag
Van Frump and Von Trump. A union made in Fux Nuze Hell.

Kent Brockman commented on Fox News’ Hoenig: The EPA’s Goal Is To Raise Gas Prices And Hurt Mankind 2012-04-30 23:35:41 -0400 · Flag
- We have no energy plan. -

You mean “Government has no energy plan?”
You don’t want government planning the economy do ya?!

You mean “The Energy Sector has no energy plan?”
Isn’t “The Plan” an unfettered market? That’s what’s happening now baby. Speculation is the New Capitalism – Profits from Myth. Production is just too damn outsourced. ’merica wants Mythical Money!

btw

Has Fux Nuze ever had an informed oil executive interviewed to find out what’s going on in the energy sector? Haven’t seen it yet.

Kent Brockman commented on Hatriot Michelle Malkin Doesn’t Want Romney Calling President Obama A Nice Guy 2012-04-30 23:23:45 -0400 · Flag
Malkin has a lot of poison in her veins. Fox milks it. Great match.

Kent Brockman commented on Greg Gutfeld Decides Mitt Romney’s Dog Loved Riding On The Top Of His Car 2012-04-30 23:12:51 -0400 · Flag
Romney Sez

Whaahoooo! Doggy got a Airstream!

Kent Brockman commented on Gretchen Carlson's Pants Are On Fire With Obama "Apology Tour" Reference 2012-04-25 20:35:04 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze sez

a) 2002 – The oil income alone will pay for our invasion of Iraq.

b) 2012 – American’s should get used to eating beans and rice.

Ok Viewers! What’s true, a) or b)?

FoxAnswer

Both Are True! It’s just that the price of oil went up!!! We Need A New War!!!

Kent Brockman commented on Steve Doocy Won’t Own Up To Misquoting Obama On His “Silver Spoon” Remark 2012-04-25 09:51:08 -0400 · Flag
Fux Nuze sez

Our Mission – Catapult The Hate

With a tip o’ the RW hat to Dumbya who said:

If you’ve retired, you don’t have anything to worry about. The third time I’ve said that. I’ll probably say it three more times, see, in my line of work you gotta keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kinda catapult the propaganda.
Truth… Propaganda… Pretty much the same thing as far as Dubya is concerned. A surprisingly candid statement, though… Greece, New York, May 24, 2005 [DubyaSpeak.com]

Kent Brockman commented on Doocy Doctors Obama's "Silver Spoon" Remarks - And NY Times, Washington Post Repeat Him 2012-04-22 20:59:28 -0400 · Flag
Doocy – Bearing False Witness because Fux Nuze tells me to. Doocy priorities:

1 – Fux Nuze
2 – RW Riff Raff
3 – Vatican
4 – USA?! USA?! USA?!

Kent Brockman commented on Ann Coulter Has Some Suggestions For Blacks In The Wake Of Trayvon Martin Shooting 2012-04-20 21:12:01 -0400 · Flag
mAnnly Sez

Well, I dragged my sorry ass onta yur show agin Vladmir. Kin I tellya wutz buzzin’ ‘round in ma skull? Oh wait! Yer Killer, Killer O’Viley!!! Hmm, ’bout this …? Guns fer Eberyone!!! Ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Bildo Answers

How old were you when your head went through the wringer …? Oh, an’ ya owes me a blumkin – people are waiting.

Kent Brockman commented on O'Reilly And Hannity Finalizing News Deals With Fox News 2012-04-20 12:46:55 -0400 · Flag
Ailes is hoping these guys were not involved in any phone-hacking. Kkklannity needs the dough to clean out his over flowing septic tank and Killer O’Reilly is looking at the bill for his wife’s new life.

Kent Brockman commented on Will Fox News Finally Distance Itself From Ted Nugent? 2012-04-18 09:10:52 -0400 · Flag
Ted the Family Guy

He has had two wives and has eight children, including three out of wedlock in two liaisons almost 30 years apart.
In the late 1960s, prior to his first marriage, Nugent fathered a boy, Ted (Mann) and a girl, whom he gave up for adoption in infancy. In 2005 Nugent was involved in a legal battle for not paying enough child support.
In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with seventeen-year-old Hawaii native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined Massa’s parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian, an arrangement that Spin magazine ranked in October 2000 as #63 on their list of the “100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock”

Kent Brockman commented on Jon Stewart Nails Fox's Phony Outrage Over The War On Women 2012-04-17 20:41:32 -0400 · Flag
Every night before sleep Ailes uses a marker to write HatePoints on his corpulent flabby mass to be used in the the days Fux Nuze HateMeme. Pity the employee who must read it back and churn out the memos.

Kent Brockman commented on Fox & Friends Asks "Who Should We Choose" As Romney's VP? 2012-04-17 20:37:17 -0400 · Flag
Jeebus would be the logical choice. Failing that …

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