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commented on Gretchen Carlson Hosts Christian Pastor Who Wants Right To Preach On The Beach 2013-07-05 09:10:37 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

It’s called “The Fight for Faith” because Jesus wants us to draw blood.

commented on Fox News Fights The War On July 4th 2013-07-05 09:02:15 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez
We hate Obama by prioritized decree:
1 – racism
2 – Vatican edict
3 – paranoid delusions

Sure, 1 & 2 are under the umbrella of (3) but we’re hedging our vets, err pets, err …

commented on Dennis Miller Suggests Congressman Jim McDermott Be Anally Raped? 2013-07-05 08:54:31 -0400 · Flag

Miller sez

I enjoy it myself. Like water boarding it’s fun and gets me in the mood for hamsters.

commented on Sarah Palin Now Playing An IRS Legal Expert On Fox News TV 2013-07-04 06:57:35 -0400 · Flag

Palin sez

I have a dream! I’m sleepin’ on big piles o’ money thet stupid supporters ‘n’ hateful employers shovel my way! An’ I’ll Never Wake Up!!!!!

commented on Hannity's "Pro-Life" Propaganda Interview Compares Women To Sea Turtles? 2013-06-18 13:26:47 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

Why would any American want rule of law when we have the Vatican?

commented on Angelina Jolie's Stunt Double Sues News Corp. For Phone Hacking 2013-06-18 20:04:33 -0400 · Flag

@ Aria Prescott
I cleared it with my Asian neighbors! Or is something else “not cool”?

commented on Fox’s Gregg Jarrett Calls Trayvon Martin ‘The Alleged Victim’ 2013-06-18 03:29:46 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

There ya have it folks! If you’re Black Kid and get gunned down by a White Guy consider yourself lucky that you won’t have to explain yourself in a court of law!

PS
We at Fux will do the explainin’ for you!!

commented on Hannity: I Am Not An NSA Hypocrite 2013-06-18 03:22:24 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

We supported every damned anti-constitutional thing Dumbya did! Everything!!! Every damn one!!! But not when a Black Guy gits ’em!!!

commented on Sarah Palin Back On Fox And Writing A Book About The War On Christmas 2013-06-18 01:25:19 -0400 · Flag

All of them-thar sofa-folks looks ways past retirement. In other words, their bodies are catching up with their brains.

commented on Fox News’ Attempts To Tie IRS Controversies To Obama Demolished – By Bush’s IRS Commissioner 2013-06-16 20:38:08 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze sez

Opinions that run counter to our Hate-O-Today meme are just plain fucking wrong and should be held in the utmost contempt.

ps
Godda Hate you ain’t seen on Fux yet? e-mail us with your hate at: hatinghaterswithahateforeveryonenotahatingfuxhead@fuxheadhatenuze.hate.hate.hate.fu

We’ll pay $1000.00 for any hate we use. But hurry! We’re running out of Original Hate!

commented on Sarah Palin Quits Her Quitting - She's Back At Fox News 2013-06-14 23:50:19 -0400 · Flag

“Roger waved his money-weenie at me an I bit! Bit Hard!!” – S.P.

commented on Rupert Murdoch’s Divorce From Wendi Deng To Be ‘Jaw-Dropping?’ 2013-06-14 23:46:41 -0400 · Flag

Blair – “That pie blocking wuz better than our Graphite Bombing of Serbia!”

commented on Rupert Murdoch Divorcing Trophy Wife Wendi Deng 2013-06-13 15:58:52 -0400 · Flag

Did Rupert clear this with his Pope?

commented on Fox Nation Uses Anthony Weiner To Accuse Democrats Of Waging A War On Women 2013-06-06 01:12:32 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nation sez

You won’t find our women complaining about anything … they know what would happen!

commented on Megyn Kelly Promotes Dubious Assertion That Ft. Hood Shooter Will Psych Out Witnesses – And That They Might Lynch Him In Return 2013-06-06 01:10:44 -0400 · Flag

Fux Nuze – Where UGLY “reporting” finds a Happy Home

commented on Bob Woodward Helps O’Reilly Suggest The IRS Controversy Is President Obama’s Watergate 2013-06-04 02:31:47 -0400 · Flag

Killer O’Reilly Sez

Remember, Numbers don’t lie, but I do!

commented on Megyn Kelly Freaks Out During Interview With Gosnell Attorney 2013-05-25 04:37:57 -0400 · Flag

Megyn needs to settle down and decide where she hangs her allegiance, rule of law or Vatican.

commented on Malkin Blames British Liberals For London Terrorist Attack 2013-05-24 23:31:50 -0400 · Flag

Note to Malkin
In 500 words or less let us know why G.W. Bush allowed the 9/11 attacks on his watch.

commented on Fox News Sexism: The Video 2013-05-22 23:39:15 -0400 · Flag

Rupert Loves Tabloid

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