Last night, Saturday Night Live hilariously spoofed the old PBS show, “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” with a version called, “Where in the World is Kellyanne Conway?” “Host” Mikey Day said in his introduction, “She hasn’t been seen in weeks, no one knows where she is or what she’s up to.” But those of us who watch Fox News never had a chance to miss her.
That doesn’t mean the SNL skit was not funny anyway. It had a Rockapella intro song about how Conway “used to be on TV, on, like, every single panel. Then one day we all woke up, she was no longer there. What could have happened? She is not on any channel.”
There were even two “gumshoes.” But the skit ended abruptly when one of them announced, despite the "inducement" of a free tip to Sacramento, “We don’t want to find her.”
“OK, I guess that’s our show,” Day said. “Seven weeks in a row and no one wants to find that woman.”
Do you think we qualify for that trip to Sacramento? Without looking for Conway, we found her on Hannity on Wednesday, On The Fox News Specialists on Friday, then back on Hannity a few hours later Friday night, Justice with Judge Jeanine last night, and this morning on Fox & Friends.
And when she wasn’t on the air, Fox was promoting her. NewsHound Richard tweeted this to me yesterday, unaware of the upcoming SNL skit:
So, whether you want to find Conway or not you will find her on Fox News. In fact, you’ll probably have more trouble avoiding her.
But Saturday Night Live has a point. I’ve yet to see Conway anywhere else but on Fox. I think we all know why.
So enjoy “Where in the World is Kellyanne Conway” below, from the May 6, 2017 Saturday Night Live.
And if you really want to find her, you know where to look.
- One fourth in American.
Apropos of nothing, it’s nice to note that, as of today (my time), it’s already one quarter* of the time between elections – assuming the hapless Republican’t dorks in the House don’t completely implode by November next year. Christ only knows how they’ll react as Trump’s House of Cards collapses all over them.