Goofy Greg may be Trump’s next Attorney General.

And this drivel passes for news journalism? Brain Kilmeade read his predigested talking point questions. Sarah Huckabeast Sanders recited her predigested talking point answers.

Harris Faulkner. The only person on the planet who loves Cadet Heel Spurs more than he does.

There will be an extra slice of cornbread on Harris’ lunch plate in the Fox News cafeteria today. That type of obsequiousness can’t go unrewarded.

Greg Jarrett. With an assist to Jack Daniels.

Is it true that Jarrett got his law degree from Jack Daniels University? Class of 86 proof?

Heather’s complete lack of competence would probably matter if Cadet Heel Spurs actually cared about the UN. He doesn’t.

Heather can continue the tradition established by Nikki Haley. Constant scolding the UN and its members whenever they don’t wholeheartedly support Heel Spurs.

Our relations within the UN are so tattered now that any US military action against North Korea, Iran, Venezuela, etc. will be unilateral by necessity.

A Beck-Levin marriage? And I forgot to get a gift for the lovely couple.

Remember this Bush canonization when President Carter passes away. Fux will spew out a 24/7 smear fest. President Carter will be blamed for everything. High oil prices, inflation, the heartbreak of psoriasis, etc.. It was only when Saint Ronnie of Raygun took office that we were saved.

A close examination of Spicer’s head would “just probably show” a serious lack of brain matter.

“Just probably”? Why not listen to the frigging tape and find out.

If Talking Toilet Brush Bolton needs an Arab translator, he can probably find a dozen or so in the State Department.

What a group of losers we have running our Government, starting with Cadet Heel Spurs.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Chuck would make a good shopping mall Santa. Except that Santa is white.

$15K. Not a lot to live on in two of the most expensive cities in the country. Meanwhile, KKKlannity pisses that away each month to detail his fleet of luxury cars.

Chickenhawk Gutfart is so deserving. But I had to cast a token vote for Sarah Huckabeast Sanders. She has transformed the WH Press Office into a swamp of lies and misinformation.

@mlp! Or maybe a bagpipe ensemble.

It’s deja vu all over again. Just like in the 2000 Presidential election, the five GOPIggy US Supreme Court justices will once again step in and vote for the Repug candidate. Five votes is all Scott needs or wants.

Remember when that right-wing nut repeatedly interrupted President Obama’s speech in the Rose Garden? Wee Wallace thought that was a great First Amendment exercise.

I wish I could be optimistic about the Democrats taking the House. Yes, it will halt Orange Dumbo’s further gutting of health care…..ACA, Medicare and Medicaid as well as Social Security. And Democrat investigations into Orange Dumbo’s many misfeasances (Russian collusion and obstruction of justice) will be juicy reading. Can’t wait for his tax returns to be leaked.

However on the other side, Snapping Turtle Mitch now has a comfortable working majority in the Senate. Orange Dumbo’s federal judge appointments will sail through the Senate. Imagine a federal judiciary composed of Clarence Thomas-types.

Orange Dumbo won’t change his ways. If anything, he thinks he won the Senate. He will now be more emboldened with his white nationalism, racism and sexism. Anyone other than old white guy will be dismissed and demonized.

The Democrats have two years to figure out how to run this guy out of office.

I would like to vote for more than one as they are all so unworthy. However, I would be concerned that Orange Dumbo and his crony J. Beuregard Sessions would indict me for voter fraud.

Let’s go with the only Trump on the ballot.