Richard Santalone,

LOL.

Not saying clearly unbiased, straight-shooting, strictly serious news organization Fox would trash business channel CNBC’s Republican debate to give a shot in the arm to the absolutely pitiful FBN which is only watched 10 seconds at a time by people channel surfing… but then, again, maybe. ;^)

If there’s anything that’s as predictable as sunrise, it’s GOPTV™’s ceaseless and shameless self-promotion. Like a scam contractor bad-mouthing the competition to get your business, Fox News’ presidential debate meme is consistently everyone else’s debates, Republican or Democratic, sucks big-time while, naturally, trumpeting Fox’s own GOP debate as the greatest thing ever televised.

So it’s with not great surprise “The Five,” home to the some of the most incredibly awful political analysis ever, is doing a massive diaper dump raging the conservative corporate media… whoops… silly me, left on my lib ball cap… liberal mainstream media did it again and CNBC were a bunch of meanies towards the Republican candidates.

Because the Republicans watching the clown car running around in circles center stage demand the candidates be allowed to discuss the issues. Translation: Let them spew talking points channeling Rush Limbaugh unchallenged. That’d be fresh, new, and oh-so informative. Really. Well, maybe not. ;^)

From Ellen’s comment:

“I had to take a break to vacuum and do some cleaning. But it’s like nothing changed.”

Dear Ellen: I’ll bet that really “sucks”, doesn’t it??

;^)

(sorry about that one — I just couldn’t resist!)

They all had pretty much the same message: the government can’t do anything right, elect me, and I’ll prove it!

In reflecting back on last night’s clown circus, all of the GOPiggies had two things in common:
1. massive arrogance
2. strong desire to reward the wealthy with massive tax cuts.

I realize I’m beating a dead horse but supreme jerk-off Stu Varney and ditz Elisabeth Hasselbeck did an analysis of the CNBC debate which was mostly a thinly veiled plug for the next debate on the Fox [Anything But] Business News network. Both were apoplectic the moderators dared ask any question ferreting out a candidate’s obvious hypocrisy, corruption, or any other character flaw.

Naturally, when the drooling mainstream media doesn’t obsess during debates over every Rush Limbaugh conspiracy fantasy regarding Hillary Clinton it’s proof they’re in the tank for the Democrats. For example, did CNN ask Hillary anything about Vince Foster? Damn libs! ;^)

I’ve only had clearly unbiased Fox News “Fox & Friends” on for 2 minutes but I can pretty much predict the spew. The Republicans were so interesting, substantive, and such straight shooters compared to the boring, chicken in every pot, lying Democrats. The only thing that would’ve been better is if Fox News – cue “the most trusted (by right-wingers in nursing homes everywhere) name in news” – rather than the sucky liberal mainstream media who conducted it who want to elect Hillary (except when they don’t). Oh, there will be a ratings equals quality plug because I’m sure this was will be less viewed than the season opener on GOPTV™.

Oh… I nailed it! The Foxies return from commercial break and – wait for it – the bobble-heads are knotting up their diapers over how social media is on fire about how awful the CNBC Hillary ass-kissers were last night.

Memo to self: Time for a career change as a psychic counselor. ;^)

I agree with Ezra Klein about the moderators.
http://www.vox.com/2015/10/28/9633420/ted-cruz-republican-debate

Denver Republicans posting on local TV FB pages are whining about the moderators. Since you watched so I don’t have to (The Blues Brothers is on the tube), how were the moderators?

It’s over… and now Fox News whines about the liberal media bias with all their GOP pals.

I think I saw Carly Fiorina crack a smile somewhere during the debate. But I might have been mistaken

Yet Rubio ignores that places don’t like to keep old people on the payroll. Aging PhD.’s as Wal*Mart greeters.

Marco Rubio wants us to work longer before retiring and collecting Social Security (while he helps destroy it with private accounts) but he gets to collect a salary without working.

He wants us to use our intellect… that’s the answer I got out of his comment.

Carson asked about his Medicare alternative now.

Same old same old. Recyling the same lines they used in the Fux Noise first debate.

I had to take a break to vacuum and do some cleaning. But it’s like nothing changed.

Let me know when Carl Fiorino is on.

What people mistook as a blimp coming unmoored was actually Chris Christie.

Huckabee talking about The Blimp?—- Goodyear Grief!!

Cruz is only 44? Yikes.

This is fun.

He will get the attention of CANCER-vatives with that Paranoia.

Ted Cruz just threw a “liberal media” hissy fit. Guess he’s trolling for attention.

Rubio and Bush going at it. First, Rubio attacked Sun Sentinel for telling him to resign as “liberal media bias.” Bush slams him for not doing his job and points out Sun Sentinel endorsed Rubio.

surprised Jeb didnt call Rubio a lazy cuban lol

Kasich: go to wake up and elect someone who knows what they’re doing. Now Trump is going on childish attack.

Pretty contentious from the beginning

John Harwood asks Trump if his is a “comic book version” of a presidential campaign. Trump complains that it’s “not nice” question.

The GOPiggy clown car is in town. I can’t picture any of these bozos sitting in my White House.