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Fox News Pretends Sarah Palin Is Still Relevant

Posted by Ellen -7859.80pc on February 07, 2012 · Flag

Sarah Palin has pretty much shown herself to be a big nothing in 2012 politics. She hasn’t exactly endeared herself to Mitt Romney who will almost certainly be the Republican nominee. Recently, she urged Republican primary voters to vote for Newt Gingrich in Florida and Nevada and, well, it’s plain to see how that one worked out for her. Plus there was her ridiculous tease about a potential candidacy of her own that nobody with an ounce of intelligence could have possibly fallen for. But somehow Fox News has not gotten the message. They keep trotting her out for her so-called insights into the race.

Last night, BFF Greta Van Susteren trotted out Palin to discuss the fact that President Obama has risen in the polls.

Palin lectured the candidates, “We need to make sure that (the Republican candidates) are using the debate platform that they have through the nominating process to focus on Obama.”

So just how does Palin think she and others can “make sure” that happens? Van Susteren didn’t ask. She did, however, point out the lack of enthusiasm among Republicans for their candidates. “I don’t sense that glowing enthusiasm,” Van Susteren said.

Palin blamed the lack of enthusiasm on the seeming inevitability of Mitt Romney’s nomination.

Ironically, Palin’s advice to the candidates went unheeded by herself. She spent a lot of time criticizing Romney and very little focusing on Obama.

So let’s see. Last night, we had pretend Middle East expert Rudy Giuliani on Hannity and we had pretend political insider Sarah Palin on On The Record. No wonder some people call Fox “Faux News.”

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Kent Brockman commented 2012-02-07 17:14:34 -0500 · Flag
Sarah Sez

I wuz Govnoress of ’merica’s most highly subsidized state once, and I didn’t like it one itty bit so I quit! Lo and behold I’m now a millionaire! That’s what hippenz when you go rouge, er, rogue, er join Fux. Anywayz, that’s why I won’t run, I’d make less than I do now and I love my big ol’ carbuncle with the HD ‘laskan backdrops that change very 10 minutes. I’m already a winner!!!
truman commented 2012-02-07 16:26:28 -0500 · Flag
Jabba T. Ailes is stuck with Snow Snooki’s annual $1M Fux Noise contract through 2012. Thus the need to continue the fiction that Snow Snooki is relevant, or at least interesting. SS will soon enough be back to collecting moosestew recipes.
doors17 commented 2012-02-07 16:24:08 -0500 · Flag
Hey God, can I have a minute of your time please? Tis I, doors17. Look I know you’re probably busy with trying to reduce the tax rates on billionaires who have hungry mistresses to feed, but could you please see to it or least make the effort that Sarah and Donald Trump team together and form a third party and run for the White House?

You see Lord, it’s like this, many of us believe that laughter is one of your greatest creations, and these two will provide it. So if could you please perform your first miracle since the 1980 US hockey team winning the gold medal we would all greatly appreciate it

Thank you. Yours truly, doors17








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