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The Fox News “Happy Holidays” Hypocrisy Thread – Constantly Updated With Your Help!
Every year at this time Fox News dusts off and cranks up its Phony War On Christmas machine. Between now and the holidays Christmas, Fox Faux Fury™ will increase exponentially in preparation for Baby Jesus’ Big Birthday Bash™.
For the next month the so-called “news” network will go on its Christian Crusade against businesses that have the unmitigated audacity to be inclusive by saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.” But make no mistake: The Fox “News” Phony War On Christmas is nothing more than a Real War On Other Cultures: all of those which don’t worship the Christ, despite the fact that He never said “Merry Christmas” in his lifetime.
However, in the last number of years News Hounds has noticed that Fox “News” is selective in how it enforces this jihad. The network seems blind to how many of its own advertisers, segments on its own station, and/or articles on its own web pages eschew “Merry Christmas” for the far more benevolent “Happy Holiday.” Well, NewsHounds is here to stop that and ensure that everyone who uses “Happy Holidays” is noticed by Fox “News.”
That’s where you come in, gentle readers: Since we can’t be everywhere—at all times—if you see someone getting away with “Happy Holidays,” it is your RELIGIOUS duty to report them to News Hounds so we can report them to Fox. Give us the date, time, and a short description and we’ll attempt to verify. Grab yer pitchforks and let's get tattlin'!