Although Fox News reporter Ellison Barber did her best to make Donald Trump’s salute to himself sound like the Salute to America he’s pretending it is, buried in the middle of the glowing thoughts was the fact that the Trump administration doesn’t want anyone to know how much this political rally is costing American taxpayers. Not mentioned at all is how much he stands to personally profit from it.

Fresh off his success in talking Trump out of attacking Iran, Tucker Carlson is now trying to talk Trump into a legal battle against Google, Twitter, Facebook and Amazon.

Fox’s Tucker Carlson suggested that it will be Google’s fault if Donald Trump is not reelected – while Trump suggested he is singlehandedly keeping Twitter afloat.

According to a report from Politico today, it was Fox News regular, retired Gen. Jack Keane, who may have saved us from a war with Iran. This, after a report that we have Fox News host Tucker Carlson to thank. Either way, it’s a disturbing picture of Trump’s amateur decision making.

The dangerous, dishonest incompetence of Donald Trump, along with the dangerous, dishonest sycophancy of Tucker Carlson, was on terrifying display as Trump pretended to have presidential thoughts about how to deal with Iran.

First, we had Fox News host Laura Ingraham likening the horrific conditions at Trump’s migrant detention camps to summer camp. Now we have Fox’s Brian Kilmeade likening them to a hugely successful house party. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez clapped back.

You may recall that we had two Outrageous Fox Quote polls last week. That means we had two winners this week! They are Sean Hannity, longing to “bomb the hell” out of Iran and James Freeman, praising the “honorable service” of lying, job-shirking Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But don’t go away because we have, as always, another batch of outrageous Fox quotes for you to vote on after the jump.

The Fox News duo known as “Diamond and Silk” came up with yet another whopper, this time to attack Sen. Kamala Harris after she became the breakout star in last week’s Democratic debate for confronting Joe Biden over his comments about segregation.

Fox News would rather fear monger about Democrats proposing health care for undocumented immigrants than help citizens avoid the illnesses and costs that go with depriving them.

Tucker Carlson thinks Donald Trump’s swooning over North Korea’s murderous dictator Kim Jong-un is just fine because hey, what national leader doesn’t have to kill his citizens?