While almost everyone knows that Donald Trump shut down the federal government over his demand for a border wall that Mexico was supposed to pay for, his Fox News buddy Harris Faulkner thoughtfully described it as a shutdown over the more important-sounding “national border security.”

Alan Dershowitz probably leapt to the phone to speed dial his Fox propaganda buddies so he could shill for Donald Trump the moment the indictments against Trump-associate Roger Stone were announced this morning.

If anything fits Fox’s narrative of white, Christian, male victimhood, it’s the saga of the Covington Catholic MAGA boys who, according to America’s white, morning flagship show, were targeted because they are - wait for it – white!

Only on Fox News would white Trumper Dan Bongino heckle an African American bishop and civil rights activist for calling Donald Trump a racist. However, Bishop Talbert Swan was so dignified and unwavering that host Laura Ingraham ended the fiery debate by suggesting he could do “some really good things” by working together with Trump.

Is the advertiser boycott against Laura Ingraham endangering her TV show? That’s what she seemed to suggest when she said on her podcast about the boycott, “You want to throw me off TV? Throw me off TV.”

You’d probably never guess that most Texans oppose Donald Trump’s border wall from watching Fox & Friends’ softball interview with a pro-wall rancher this morning. And that’s probably just what the show intended.

The confrontation between the Covington Catholic students and Native American elder Nathan Phillips has generated lots of controversy with reactions breaking down along racial, cultural, and political lines. But one thing is for sure, it has provided Tucker Carlson with lots of opportunity to promote his patented narrative about white, Christian, male victimhood.

Our Outrageous Fox Quote of the Week poll is a bit late due to the Martin Luther King Day holiday. So let’s get right to it…

Immigration attorney Linda Vega visited Fox & Friends to promote Donald Trump’s crumbs to Democrats in return for his unpopular border wall that he promised Mexico would pay for. Somehow the show “forgot” to mention that Vega is a Republican activist.

The Fox & Friends “technical error” yesterday that indicated Ruth Bader Ginsburg had died cried out for late-night comedy. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and The Daily Show with Trevor Noah heeded the call.