With abortion, tensions with Iran, a trade war with China and Congressional oversight front and center in the news, plus Fox's never-ending bigotry, there was an abundance of outrageous Fox quotes last week. So be prepared for a devilishly difficult decision after the jump!

Yes, Fox gave Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg a fair shake during his town hall last night. But the network has begun a dishonest smear campaign against him that will last longer and likely have more impact with its viewers than his town hall did.

Although FoxNews.com has posted the complete town halls of Sen. Bernie Sanders, Sen. Amy Klobuchar, and Howard Schultz, it has posted only Parts 1, 3 and 4 of Mayor Pete Buttigieg. Can you guess which part contained Buttigieg’s sharp comments about Laura Ingraham and Tucker Carlson?

The 72 year-old toddler-in-chief had a fit of tiny-fingered Twitter pique last night after hearing Fox’s Chris Wallace say Pete Buttigieg has “a lot of substance…fascinating biography.”

Saturday Night Live’s “Jeanine Pirro” (Cecily Strong) showed up “drunk” on the set of Weekend Update to celebrate Donald Trump’s obstruction of Congress. But things changed, to say the least, when cohost Colin Jost explained how Congress may proceed without Trump’s cooperation.

During his Fox News town hall tonight, Mayor and Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg had some choice words about Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham.

In nine minutes of pure, lip-smacking malice toward people who think it’s wrong for Trump to put Russia over the U.S., Fox host Jeanine Pirro spent not one second giving a darn about Russia’s interference in U.S. elections. What’s the matter, Judge, worried your guy can’t get re-elected without Putin's help?

No sooner was Donald Trump’s corrupt pal Conrad Black pardoned, after writing a glowing book about the narcissist-in-chief, than Black got at least two opportunities to visit Fox News, play the victim, praise Trump and attack the FBI.

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) had a friendly chat with Fox host Steve Doocy about Missouri’s extreme anti-abortion bill and the two advanced the GREAT BIG LIE that Democrats support infanticide while – ahem – painting those who support women’s reproductive rights as the real extremists.

Fox News’ Tomi Lahren, of perfect age to serve in the military, wants you to know that although she opposes a war against Iran, it’s only because she doesn’t think the military would totally destroy the country fast enough. Not at all because she might be called to fight.