After being accused by Trump-supporting Joy Villa of slapping her twice on the buttocks, Corey Lewandowski ran to Fox Business for some Republican Rehab from fellow sexual-assault accussee, Charles Payne.

Fox & Friends cohost Ainsley Earhardt put together a biased list of “2017’s biggest scandals” that included the ousters of Matt Lauer and Charlie Rose for sexual misconduct but somehow left off Bill O’Reilly. Eric Bolling, too.

It may be the holiday season but Fox outrageousness never seems to take time off. You’ll see what I mean after the jump. But first, let’s take a moment to recognize last week’s “winner,” Jeanine Pirro, married for decades to an alleged mobster, complaining about the “stench coming out of” the DOJ and FBI and demanding the elite of our career law enforcers be taken “out in cuffs.”

Fox News is preparing us for war with North Korea. No matter how many times these people say they hope to avoid a war, it’s clear the Trump TV network is already working on selling it.

Hint: If you’re a Republican pedophile, money launderer or a White House communications director who was fired after only 10 days on the job, you are not on Fox & Friends’ “naughty list” of political losers in 2017.

Prosperity preacher and spiritual adviser to Donald Trump, Paula White paid a Christmas visit to Fox & Friends to slobber over how Trump has put Christ back in Christmas.

One of the long time members of our community, Millicent T., composed some new lyrics for the song, “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing,” which could have been written just for us. As a teaser, the first two lines are, “Hark! The bots on Fox News sing, ‘Donald Trump’s a wondrous thing!’” Full lyrics and music to sing along with are after the jump.

According to hate group president Tony Perkins, Donald Trump, God’s emissary on earth, has saved Christmas! According to host Martha MacCallum, Americans are just so grateful!

Fox News thinks you won’t notice its anti-American assault on the First Amendment if it attacks the patriotism of those in the media who are not blindly in the tank for Donald Trump the way Fox is.

Dr. David Samadi, part of the Fox News “Medical A-Team,” has been accused of charging more than 1,000 patients for surgeries that were actually performed by unsupervised residents.