Save the date! Act now to reserve your spot in Todd Starnes "inaugural" retreat at Billy Graham's training center in North Carolina. What better way to spend an autumn weekend than listening to Starnes and Fox's favorite Christian hate monger, Pastor Robert Jeffress!

Yep, if yer hankering for some old time religion that loves Jesus and knows that anybody who doesn't is going straight to hell (we're looking at you LGBTers and Muslims) sign up for Toddles hate fest on the week-end of October 16th. Not only will you be able to enjoy Starnes' brand of bigotry - but you will also hear the inspired incoherent ramblings of Pastor Robert Jeffress who, according to Starnes, is one of Fox's "greatest contributors." (Jeffress latest bit of crazy is that none other than Satan himself "delivered Islam" to Mohammed and all Muslims are going to hell!)

For your musical pleasure, you'll get to hear Christian melodies sung by Lee University students and - wait for it - "one of Southern Gospel's hottest bands." And in addition to satisfying your spiritual hunger, Starnes will be making sure that those ample Christian bellies will be filled with buffet food and - wait for it - "an unlimited supply of snacks and refreshments in-between meals!" praise Jesus!

So sign up now before it's too late! It's only $499 per person for a double room ($599 for all you celibate singles) and so worth it.