Now that Christmas is over, the "fair & balanced" Fox News website lede headline (from early this afternoon) says the Democrats have declared a war on guns - not even a Cavuto question mark but a statement of Fox fact. The linked article, however, says "Democrats Introduce Expanded Assault Weapons Ban." But for those who don't read articles, the headline says all ya need to know!

Those black helicopters, full of jackbooted government thugs who are on orders from the African/Muslim/Socialist/Communist/Muslim/Agent of the anti-Christ Obama to take your guns away, are coming!!!! Grab yer bibles and yer wimmin and head for the hills.

You just can't make this shit up. Oh, right, if you're Fox News you can!!!!