Fox News' Eric Bolling is not uneducated. After his graduation from the posh, Illinois Jesuit Loyola Academy, he received his undergraduate degree from Rollins College. So in talking about his "CV," we're not talking East Cow Chip Christian & Bible College. (An imaginary place but you get the idea.) Yet, in a recent discussion on Fox's "The Five," during which Eric's fellow devout Catholic Greg Gutfeld attacked Bill Maher as "a guy who eats his own vomit," Bolling described himself as a "creationist." Really?

One wonders if creationist Bolling thinks that Adam and Eve (who looked like modern day white folks) rode dinosaurs which - ready for it - still exist in Loch Ness because Noah took them aboard the "Ark."  Does he really think that the earth is younger than the age of cave drawings in Europe? Does he know that teaching creationism, in public schools, has been ruled unconstitutional? Even Eric's Catholic Church, which only exonerated Galileo a couple of years ago, doesn't buy this bullshit which it describes as a "cultural phenomenon." (Like "Jersey Shore?")  But Eric Bolling admits to being a creationist. His Jesuit teachers must be so proud. Anyway, all I can say is Yabba-dabba-Dooo!!!! "Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur..."