Based on his obsession with the "gay agenda," which includes noticing male thongs and leather chaps at a local gay pride parade that Fox radio's Todd Starnes just happened to be attending, it would seem that good Christian, bible believing Starnes has some issues surrounding sex and sexuality. But it's just not gay "couture" that he's concerned about. He's also upset about the attire of NY City's prestigious Stuyvesant High School's female students who, he says, are dressing like "sluts,""harlots," and "hussies." Forget thongs and chaps. Starnes informed his listeners (and readers of his blog) that because these nasty girls were "exposing their bras and panties," the school has instituted a dress code. Starnes, a bachelor, advised parents not to let their daughters dress like "skanks." I'd page Dr. Ablow but he might think that Todd is just fine!  (Note, Jessica Valenti, at "The Nation," has an interesting and far more rational take on this issue.)