During yet another Fox & Friends segment, in which Catholic Cardinal Timothy Dolan's talking points against the HHS birth control mandate were articulated and supported, Maltese Knight Peter Johnson Jr. made a surprising revelation. He disclosed (for the second time in all the propaganda pieces) that he is a friend of fresh Prince (of the Catholic Church) Dolan's and that he has represented him in "constitutional matters." He did so because - ready for it - "there are some anti-Catholics that like to go on the blogs and write about me and damn my Catholicism but I'm proud to be a Catholic and also proud to be a constitutionalist and when Cardinal Dolan speaks up he's speaking up for the constitution." Could he be speaking of your humble correspondent?

I don't know if other blogs are saying nasty things about Sir Peter (and there is an abundance of riches to draw upon); but if he's talking about this one, I'm so flattered. Glory be to the father, son, and Roger Ailes. Or as my totally racist, devout Irish-Catholic grandma used to say, Holy Mother of God....And Sir Peter, I'm proud to be an ex-Catholic (12 years of Catholic indoctrination education, some of it quite posh) who calls out misogynistic patriarchy - especially that promoted on a "fair & balanced" "news" network. And if you don't like it, grow a pair and go see Cardinal Dolan for some spiritual solace. I'm sure he'll tell you what you want to hear and what you need to know!!! Mirabile Dictu!