Monica Crowley Witnesses For Jesus & Tim Tebow On Fox Business

When you think of Fox News' Monica Crowley, the word piety doesn't immediately come to mind. One wouldn't think that the ever snarling Crowley, who compared Hillary Clinton to Glen Close in "Fatal Attraction" and Barack Obama to former dictator Hosni Mubarak (for deciding not to defend the "Defense of Marriage" Act), was a bride of Christ? But despite her willingness to engage in some rather non-Christian character attacks, she is, as one of Ailes' stable of right wing Christians and Catholics, part of the Fox News Tim Tebow cult that focuses on Tebow's devout Christianity.That's not newsworthy. But who knew that Crowley, who specializes in defamatory comments towards lots of folks she deems anathama (especially Barack Obama), would be quoting scripture and testifying for Jesus and, of course, Tim Tebow who, on Fox, is a god. Can somebody give me an amen!

As you know, Tim Tebow has become one of the major topics on Fox News. Obviously Fox's meme of Christian victimhood is also part of Fox Business where Tebow is also a topic for discussion that is centered, as it is on Fox "News," on how he's hated and mocked by evil libruls. On Friday, during the Stuart Varney show, resident and only official Fox clergyman Father Jonathan Morris talked about Tebow's awesomeness and how unfair it is that he's criticized for thanking God. As Morris spoke, a true testament to American stupidity appeared as a Fox statistic which noted that 43% of people believe that God helps Tebow win. Good lord - I mean good Tim Tebow!

Fellow Catholic Monica Crowley, taking a page out of her old catechism, responded that Tebow is thanking God "for the blessings of the talents that God has given him that he can then put to good use" (just like Monica does on Fox?)." She said that she is "taken with this story" about how, for years, he applied face paint with John 3:16, the meaning of which she then summarized. (Wonder if she can explain those other quotes about helping thy neighbor and not casting stones...???) Her trademark sneer noticeably absent, she positively glowed as she talked about how Tebow wore the quote for years and now, mirabile dictu, his stats against the Steelers and the television rating for the game related to 316. She chuckeled as she shouted, "Now Father, come on." To his credit, Fox's favorite (and only) "frock" wearer responded "coincidence."

What more can I say other than go in peace, thanks be to Tim Tebow.

http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/1389015039001/tim-tebows-divine-impact/?playlist_id=87247

And BTW, does God love Tom Brady more than Tim Tebow? Go Pats!

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commented 2012-01-17 10:57:19 -0500 · Flag

Sybil, Timmy isn’t spreading the gospel. The right-wing, born-again interpretation of “gospel” is a fiction. Insults Jesus. You don’t see Thomas Jefferson Tebowing, do you (figure out what that means once you discover critical thinking). Tim’s errant “Christianity” is anti-Semitic, and and pretty much says a lot of people are going to Hell. That’s what he’s spreading.

commented 2012-01-16 20:05:48 -0500 · Flag

A point to remember, the “Catholicism” over at Fox ranges from orthodox right-wing to the weird right-wing born-again stuff that Monica is gushing about. It is a far cry from the socially conscious center and “liberal” perspective of many Roman Catholics.

commented 2012-01-16 15:00:46 -0500 · Flag

If Tim Tebow is the best weapon in God’s arsenal, then Satan has already won.

commented 2012-01-16 14:31:27 -0500 · Flag

don’tcha think God would have sat Tim down and told him that option QB’s don’t cut it in the NFL. Defenses are too fast and can contain him with a linebacker or a safety. Stay in the pocket, use the option as a trick play.

commented 2012-01-16 14:07:09 -0500 · Flag

If litle Timmy learns that Monica is lusting after him, he will stay celibate.

commented 2012-01-16 13:57:19 -0500 · Flag

Then we’d have to explain to the Orthodox and fundamentalist side of Christianity that “666” was a reference to Nero, not a supernatural spirit/Satan. There are more than one religion, not just denomination, that goes under the name “Christianity”.

Man Against Myth
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Barrows Dunham forever. Ask Einstein.

commented 2012-01-16 13:30:30 -0500 · Flag

Betcha won’t hear the Tebowites using John 1:36 – When he saw Jesus passing, he said, “Look, the lamb of God.”

commented 2012-01-16 13:16:55 -0500 · Flag

Tim’s religion is ant-Semitic and anti-my religion. He says I’m going to Hell. And I say wrong, I am not condemned to watch Fox “News” for the rest of eternity.
Keep your religious arrogance to yourself, Timmy. Didn’t you learn your lesson the other day.? Was God punishing you for not paying attention to his instructions about praying in public?